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Waco O'Guin

Waco O'Guin

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Oh, come on Chassidy. Jesus doesn't drive a Camaro. Or have a solo IMDb credit for a herpes commercial.

— Bullet (Kyle Kinane), Paradise PD, Season 1: Dungeons & Dragnet

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Kevin: I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge, ... and my crossing guard uniform.

Randall: Kevin! Why the hell would I want those!?

— Kevin Crawford (David Herman), Paradise PD, Season 1: Ass on the Line

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My last break up was so tough I started going to church again so I could be around other people waiting for a man to come back.

— Maria Wojciechowski, via twitter.com

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What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?

— Tulip O'Hare (Ruth Negga), Preacher, Season 1: See

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Priest Maxi: Blessed be the name of Jesus!

Crowd: It's a great name, isn't it?

— Priest Maxi (Matt Stone), South Park, Season 3: Spontaneous Combustion

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Jesus may have walked on water
But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries.

— Thefriendlypsycho, Jesus may have walked on water

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Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?
Because he's afraid they'll double-cross him.

— momoneymomorrison, Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

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Followers don't determine anything- Hitler had millions, Jesus had twelve.

— Annoymous, 19 One-Line Stories That'll Make You Want To Pick Up A Book Right Now

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Gospel: Jesus was born into a real family. He was divine, his mother conceived without sin, and Joseph a saint, but the rest of his family--aunts and uncles and cousins--were probably ordinary people. So Jesus understands family life. Therefore, he understands your own struggles.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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When I see someone sad: I always think, she is refusing something to Jesus.

— Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light: The Private Writings of the Saint of Calcutta

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Honestly if I didn't have my personal relationship with Jesus Christ I wouldn't be able to do this. When my mother died I was SO angry at him and fell away from my faith. It took years of him pulling me back into his loving arms. I was miserable without him.

— Austin Carlile, Austin Carlile Talks Faith, Past Suicide Attempt

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Jesus was a great worker, and His disciples must not be afraid of hard work.

— Charles Spurgeon, Dictionary Of Burning Words Of Brilliant Writers: A Cyclopaedia Of Quotations, From The Literature Of All Ages (1895)

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Well, happy birthday Jesus. Sorry that your party's so lame.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 2: Christmas Party

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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

— Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

— Cal Naughton, Jr. (John C. Reilly), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

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If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.

— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason (Shane Kippel), Degrassi, Season 5: Redemption Song

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Stan: Wow, Robert Smith is the greatest person who ever lived!

Jesus: Our savior!

— Stan Marsh (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 1: Mecha-Streisand

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So many have wept for Jesus on His cross. As if no one else has ever suffered as He suffered. As if millions have not shuffled to worse deaths, and died unremembered.

— Joe Hill, Horns: A Novel

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I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong.

— John Lennon, Biography Online

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No matter what you're struggling with, once you've accepted Jesus' sacrifice for all the ugly stuff in your life, now, when God looks at you, he doesn't see the sin.

— Sheila Wray Gregoire, The Good Girl's Guide to Great Sex: (And You Thought Bad Girls Have All the Fun)

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Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking.

Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.

— Lindsay Weir (Linda Cardellini), Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things

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Gospel: Jesus plucks the heads of grain for his disciples to eat. He does this in direct contradiction of the law. Why? Because sometimes there are higher values than law. Jesus knows that legalisms cannot get in the way of love or human flourishing. He says this over and over.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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Gospel: Jesus is critiqued for eating with 'sinners and tax collectors,' as well as forgiving sins, speaking with women and healing the sick on the Sabbath. But for Jesus nothing should get in the way of proclaiming the Good News--which is the proclamation God's love for everyone.

— James Martin, SJ, via twitter.com

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Jesus wants me to tell you again…how much is the love He has for each one of you—beyond all what you can imagine…. Not only He loves you, even more—He longs for you. He misses you when you don’t come close. He thirsts for you. He loves you always, even when you don’t feel worthy….

— Mother Teresa, Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light: The Private Writings of the Saint of Calcutta

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But he knew how to tell the parole board what they wanted to hear. I sung 'em the same old song and gave 'em the same line about how I sure loved Jesus and what a good, nice young man I was and how much good it had done me to be sent to that prison.

— Carl Panzram, via www-rohan.sdsu.edu

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