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Tyrion Lannister Quotes

Total quotes: 29
“I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Tagged: Tender, spot, heart, cripples, Bastards, broken things
“Shagga: How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?

Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Pointy End
Tagged: Die, Bed, old age, Death, bellyful, Wine, Mouth, Cock
“You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The North Remembers
Tagged: Children, redeeming quality, Cheekbones
“Love is more powerful than reason. We all know that.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: The Iron Throne
Tagged: Love, Reason
“That bit of theatre will haunt our family for a generation.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The North Remembers
Tagged: Theatre, haunt, Family, generation
“I know that our enemies hate each other almost as much as they hate us.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The North Remembers
Tagged: enemies, Hate, each other
“[to Sansa] Many underestimated you. Most of them are dead now.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell
Tagged: underestimated, dead
“Jaime Lannister: My dear brother, at times you make me wonder whose side you're on.

Tyrion Lannister: My dear brother, you wound me. You know how much I love my family.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: dear, Brother, Wound, Love, Family, Bonds
“Lord Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?

Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls and you don't.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell
Tagged: balls, eunuch
“I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tagged: Funny Conceptions Of How We'll Die, good life, Oh Tyrion
“Where's your sense of wonder? The greatest structure ever built, the intrepid men of the Night's Watch, the wintry abode of the White Walkers!”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: Wonder, Night's Watch, white walkers, wintery
“Lovely thing about the Watch. You discard your old family and get a whole new one.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Lord Snow
Tagged: lovely, Watch, discard, Family
“Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind, and a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: sword, Mind, Books, whetsone, Simile Examples
“It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Storm of Swords(A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 3)
Tagged: Society, Societal Construction
“I'm a constant disappointment to my own father, and I have learned to live with it.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Tagged: Disappoinment, father, live, Learned
“l will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The Prince of Winterfell
Tagged: GOT
“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 3: Mhysa
Tagged: GOT
“Dragons are intelligent. More intelligent than men according to some maesters. They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies.”
— Tyrion Lannister, The Walking Dead, Season 3: Home
Tagged: GOT
“Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Winter Is Coming
Tagged: GOT
“Far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 4: The Mountain and the Viper
Tagged: GOT
“Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf’s height thinks he’s the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf’s height.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 6: Battle of the Bastards
Tagged: GOT
“Starving men take a hard view of priests too fat to walk.”
— George R. R. Martin, Tyrion Lannister, A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 2)
Tagged: Religion, Virtue signaling, Virtue
“If he forgets, be a good dog and remind him.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: Forgets, Good, dog, reminder
“Words are wind.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Tagged: Words, promises
“Death is so final, whereas life, ahh, life is full of possibilities.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: Death, final, Life, full of possibilities
“Must be hard for you, to be the disappointing child.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The North Remembers
Tagged: hard, Disappoinment, Child, roles reversed
“My mind is my weapon.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones(A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 1)
Tagged: Mind, mind is powerful, Knowledge, Wisdom
“That's what I do. I drink and I know things.”
— Tyrion Lannister, The Walking Dead, Season 3: Home
Tagged: Drinking, Knowing, Arrogance
“All dwarfs are bastards in their father’s eyes.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Winter Is Coming
Tagged: GOT
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