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Tyrion Lannister Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Shagga: How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?

Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Pointy End
Tagged: Die, Bed, old age, Death, bellyful, Wine, Mouth, Cock
“You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 2: The North Remembers
Tagged: Children, redeeming quality, Cheekbones
“[to Sansa] Many underestimated you. Most of them are dead now.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell
Tagged: underestimated, dead
“Jaime Lannister: My dear brother, at times you make me wonder whose side you're on.

Tyrion Lannister: My dear brother, you wound me. You know how much I love my family.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: dear, Brother, Wound, Love, Family, Bonds
“Lord Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?

Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls and you don't.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell
Tagged: balls, eunuch
“I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tagged: Funny Conceptions Of How We'll Die, good life, Oh Tyrion
“Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind, and a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: sword, Mind, Books, whetsone, Simile Examples
“It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Storm of Swords(A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 3)
Tagged: Society, Societal Construction
“I'm a constant disappointment to my own father, and I have learned to live with it.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
Tagged: Disappoinment, father, live, Learned
“Far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 4: The Mountain and the Viper
Tagged: GOT
“Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf’s height thinks he’s the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf’s height.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 6: Battle of the Bastards
Tagged: GOT
“Words are wind.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Tagged: Words, promises
“Death is so final, whereas life, ahh, life is full of possibilities.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones Season 1: The Kingsroad
Tagged: Death, final, Life, full of possibilities
“My mind is my weapon.”
— Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones(A Song of Ice and Fire, Book 1)
Tagged: Mind, mind is powerful, Knowledge, Wisdom
“That's what I do. I drink and I know things.”
— Tyrion Lannister, The Walking Dead, Season 3: Home
Tagged: Drinking, Knowing, Arrogance
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