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Troy Caylak

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If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!

— Akhmal (Troy Caylak), Barry, Season 2: Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday

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Mary: Stan, I suck with kids.

Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.

— Marshall Mann (Frederick Weller), In Plain Sight, Season 1: Hoosier Daddy

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Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 6: My Morning Straitjacket

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Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don't ever call me that.

— Shawn Spencer (James Roday), Psych, Season 2: There's Something About Mira

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Dr. Zack Addy: We suck at interpretation.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: We absolutely blow.

— Zack Addy (Eric Millegan), Bones, Season 2: The Killer in the Concrete

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Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash), Clueless

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Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: T-Ball

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), Zoolander

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You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other.

— Fast Eddie Felson (Paul Newman), The Color of Money

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My dad told me it was time to hit the sack, so I kicked him in the balls.

— Unknown, 50+ Dad Jokes That Are Actually So Bad You’ll Laugh

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[to Bond] If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.

— M (Judi Dench), GoldenEye

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Ballz to the wallz.

— Herself - Host (Helen Mirren), Documentary Now!, Season 1: Dronez: The Hunt for El Chingon

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This is my one chance to make a great entrance! My whole life, I have never made a great entrance!

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Susie

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One for all and Balls are fun!

— Tommy Pickles (Elizabeth Daily), Rugrats, Season 7: Planting Dil

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There's never too many balls.

— Alexander Rosenberg, Blown Away, Season 1: Body Parts

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Lucifer: Did I ever tell you how much I respect you?

Sam: What?

Lucifer: Don't get me wrong, I never liked you, you're sort of prissy, but in this moment, when you stood toe-to-toe with me and won, I gotta say you had balls, kid.

— Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki), Supernatural, Season 11: The Devil in the Details

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I’ve googled “how to juggle” a million times... I’ve just never had the balls to actually try it.

— MuhCarbs, I’ve googled “how to juggle” a million times...

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Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!

— Alexander DeLarge (Malcolm McDowell), A Clockwork Orange

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Your balls, my tongue, my place. Now.

— Violet Benson, 25 One-Liner Sexts That Will Make Him Beg You For More

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Don't you guys have practice, or did you lose your balls?

— Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale), Pretty Little Liars, Season 1: Know Your Frenemies

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I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!

— Deandra Reynolds (Kaitlin Olson), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

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Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine.

Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.

— Frida Kahlo (Salma Hayek), Frida

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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.

— Unknown, 30 Sinfully Hilarious Religious Jokes And Puns

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Are men just women with balls?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

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Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!

— Eric Cartman (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 2: Summer Sucks

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