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Tracy Grandstaff Quotes

Total quotes: 35
“The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 5: My Night at Daria's
Tagged: Introvert, Going Out, antisocial, Restaurants
“I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Pierce Me
Tagged: Belly Button, Pierce, Pain
“Daria: So what do they talk to the guys about?

Jane: Room full of guys and a male teacher.

Daria, Jane: Nocturnal emission.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Esteemsters
Tagged: Guys, Men, Masculinity, Nocturnal emissions
“Yeah. I'm tired of being at a school where the kids just think they're cooler than me. I want to go to one where they're smarter than me also.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: College Bored
Tagged: School, Cooler, Smarter
“Mr. Timothy O'Neill: Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality!

Daria: You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Cafe Disaffecto
Tagged: Dream, Dream Into Reality, Burst Into Flames
“Jane: So, basically, you've convinced them that you were too dull to be worth grounding.

Daria: Exactly, and the sad thing is, it's kinda true.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Big House
Tagged: dull, Grounding, Sad thing
“Quinn: Eww! You're not really gonna eat all that fat, are you?

Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots 'cause I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: Fire!
Tagged: fat, Eat, Squish, Boots, Gross, Toes, Sassy
“I can't get the phrase, 'damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,' out of my head.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: The Story of D
Tagged: idiots, Teachers, Brain, Frustration
“"Anxiety? Well, what could be giving you anxiety, sweetie?"

"Um, let's see..."”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Ill
Tagged: Anxiety, Life, sarcastic
“My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Gifted
Tagged: Life, Career, Path, Goals, Bitter
“Quinn: Is this gonna take long? I'm suppose to be somewhere.

Daria: Oh, is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Big House
Tagged: Sassy, Tight Pants, mall
“Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: Social Services, Reminice, Sassy
“Now, over here is the lunchroom. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spitballs, laughing milk up through your nose, and food poisoning of every variety.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: Boxing Daria
Tagged: Lunchroom, Middle School, high school, Veterans, Showing The Ropes
“Why don't you try this experiment? Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener!”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Scientific Stuff
“Brittany: Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common.

Daria: Breathing?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Invitation
Tagged: Popular, Sassy, breathing, Things In Common
“We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Malled
Tagged: Hell, hands, Elbows, Saftey
“Helen: You gloss over everything with a cynical joke and no one knows what you really believe in.

Daria: A-ha. So my evil plan is working.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: Write Where it Hurts
Tagged: Cynical Joke, Evil Plan, Belief
“Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: The 'F' Word
Tagged: Substance Abuse, normal, Mom
“The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: This Year's Model
Tagged: Stomach, model, Bulimia, transition, Sassy
“Dr. Shar: It puts a frown on my face, and I don't like having a frown on my face.

Daria: Maybe you could inject collagen into your lips in the shape of a smile”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Too Cute
Tagged: Frown, Collegen, Lips, Smile
“Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm?

Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake.

Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Road Worrier
Tagged: Tattoo, fake, Personality, Sassy, Diss
“Jane: Did we just see a U.F.O.?

Daria: You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 3: The Lawndale File
Tagged: UFO, Paranoid, Local Stalkers, hang out, Sassy
“Do you think I'm a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can't hold on to a friend?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: Partner's Complaint
Tagged: Rigid, unrealistic, Jerk, Friendship
“Trent: Daria, do you ever feel like you are wasting your life?

Daria: Only when I'm awake.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: Road Worrier
Tagged: Wasting Your Life, Awake, Napping
“Brittany Taylor: The Telltale Heart? I LOVE romance novels!

Daria: Yeah, nothing says 'Be Mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: Gifted
Tagged: Romantic Novels, Be Mine, heart, Edgar Allen Poe, Sassy
“Quinn: Oh my gosh! If I hadn't gotten up at just that second, that would've hit my head.

Daria: Or, something vital.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 4: Groped by an Angel
Tagged: Sassy, Injury, Head, vital
“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain!

Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Lab Brats
Tagged: Boyfriend, Jealousy, Brain, Lab Partner, Dating, Sassy
“Dammit! It's my turn to say Dammit!”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 1: The Teachings of Don Jake
Tagged: Dammit, Timing, My Turn
“I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The Daria Hunter
Tagged: mother, paint, shoot, Gun
“Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: Quinn the Brain
Tagged: shallow, Depth, thorough
“Helen: Oh my, where is everyone?

Daria: Dad, Tom and Jeffy are outside trying to catch a squirrel and Quinn's in her room crying.

Helen: Why? What happened?

Daria: Male bonding, I guess.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 5: One J at a Time
Tagged: Crying, Male Bonding, Sassy
“Quinn: Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those yuppies.

Daria: Yuppies are from the '80s.

Quinn: So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?

Daria: Trekkies.”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: That Was Then, This is Dumb
Tagged: Yuppies, Funny Outfits, Peace, Love, Trekkies
“'Thin Thighs For Your Man.' But I don't like men with thin thighs.”
— Daria Morgendorffer, Daria, Season 2: See Jane Run
Tagged: thighs, thin, Man, Attractive
“Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 2: The Daria Hunter
Tagged: high school, Education, Combat, Students, Guns
“As far as I can make out 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the 'youth culture.' So they come up with this fake concept of 'seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.'”
— Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Daria, Season 3: Daria Dance Party
Tagged: Edgy, Money, youth culture, fake
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