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Tony Shalhoub Quotes

Total quotes: 22
“Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life Is Not Fair, Cliches, Expansions, Fairness, Life Is Tough, Friendship
“We're gonna follow the money. Mmm! Ahh! I've always wanted to say that.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate
Tagged: Follow The Money, say that, Always
“You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Psychic
Tagged: skeptical, Believe, UFO, elves, income tax rebates
“Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere?

Adrian Monk: No, not really...”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
Tagged: Wonder, Invited, not really
“Sharona Fleming: Are you sure you're not getting your hopes up?

Adrian Monk: That's what hopes are for.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival
Tagged: Hope, hopes up, wishing
“Monica Waters: You're not eating.

Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: eating, food, bathroom, Mints
“Sharona: You're going straight to hell.

Adrian Monk: I am in hell.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Meets the Candidate
Tagged: Hell
“Abe: This has been the longest month of my life.

Rose: We’ve been here a week.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: month, Life, week, Time
“Sharona Fleming: I can't believe you folded like a cheap suit!

Adrian Monk: Tent. For the record, I folded like a cheap tent.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Tagged: folded, Simile Examples, Suit, Cheap, tent
“If you're going to have a voice, you'd better be careful what that voice says.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Marvelous Radio
Tagged: Advice, voice, Opinion, Careful
“Adrian Monk: I need a wipe.

Sharona Fleming: Why?

Adrian Monk: Do you have a wipe?”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Tagged: Wipe, germs, Clean, Need, Gross
“Be careful! There's a lot of gravity out there!”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
Tagged: Careful, gravity, Warning, Nervous
“I don't mind change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: Change, don't mind, happens
“Luigi follow only the Ferraris.”
— Luigi (voice), Cars
Tagged: ferraris, follow
“He brought them here and stuck them in his factory! Is he paying these poor people? Are their toilets for them? I’ve seen their faces! I can’t be sure of this, but one of them has a look like, 'I should’ve taken my chances back in Germany!'”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme
Tagged: Factory, Germany, workers, worried
“The written word can change the world.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Marvelous Radio
Tagged: Word, Change, World
“This is a banjo free zone, guys.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's the Sixties, Man!
Tagged: banjo, Zone, Random, Music
“Well, look whose hobby is being snobby.”
— Abe Weissman, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Hobby, Snobby, Sassy
“You are frivolous and flighty.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Strike Up the Band
Tagged: frivolous, Flighty
“We're fighting against fascism, not punctuation.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's Comedy or Cabbage
Tagged: Fascism, punctuation, Fight, Sassy
“The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance.”
— Abe Weinberg, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: It's Comedy or Cabbage
Tagged: Threat, humanity, Ignorance
“I'm as sure as I can be... without, any, you know, proof.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Psychic
Tagged: sure, Proof, evidence, hunch
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