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Tommy Chong Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“I've got so much weed in the house now, I could start a dispensary.”
— Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong on Weed, Jail and Smoking With the Beatles
Tagged: Weed, Marijuana, Marijuana Dispensary
“Check it out man, it will boogie woogie on your mind."”
— Curtis, Up in Smoke
Tagged: weed jokes, high as fuck
“You can't OD on marijuana. People have tried.”
— Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong on Weed, Jail and Smoking With the Beatles
Tagged: Marijuana, Overdose
“The government always used to say, 'We don't know the real bad effects of marijuana. We've never been able to test it. Well, I'm a walking guinea pig. I've been testing it for well over 50 years. I came in fifth on Dancing With the Stars at 76. This old stoner waltzed right by professional athletes because of the marijuana.”
— Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong on Weed, Jail and Smoking With the Beatles
Tagged: Government, Marijuana, Reefer Madness, Dancing With The Stars, Guinea Pig
“Marijuana is a perfect medicine. It replaces so many dangerous psychotic medicines that we're giving kids to calm them down. It's a safe sleep aid. It's been proven to kill cancer cells, and that alone should be put on a whole different pedestal. And you can see the problem there: Because it does cure cancer, it threatens all of these expensive cancer procedures, like the chemotherapy and all of these drugs that aren't covered by insurance and that cost people a ton of money.”
— Tommy Chong, Tommy Chong on Weed, Jail and Smoking With the Beatles
Tagged: Marijuana, Big Pharma, cancer, Medicine, Psychotic, Chemotherapy
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