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Tom Kapinos Quotes
Birthday: | July 12, 1969 |
Birthplace: | Levittown, New York, United States |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Screenwriter, Writer |
Total quotes: 55
Tom Kapinos
BirthnameBirthday: July 12, 1969
Birthplace: Levittown, New York, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter, Writer
Total quotes: 55
“I impulse remarried a depraved lunatic who can't even get it up for me.”
Tagged:
Cokey Smurf, Marriage
“Gotta keep it simple, motherfucker. Gotta learn to walk before you run, man.”
Tagged:
Keep It Simple, Simplicity
“It's just it's bad enough I fucked a white woman once.You know, twice would be unforgivable. That shit does not go over well in the community.”
Tagged:
Sleeping With White Chicks
“You wouldn't try to be making me a little bit jealous, if you weren't jealous yourself.”
Tagged:
jealously, Why We Make People Jealous
“We wanna knock people on their asses and we gotta give them a show. I'm talking like on stage or in clubs. The fans, they're dying for some anarchy. So let's give it to them.”
Tagged:
Anarchy, showmanship
“Do you think I would have let you sodomize me if I didn't think there was a future here?”
Tagged:
Anal Sex, Commitment
“You have got to get the toxins out, somehow, some way. It's the only thing that'll clear a man's head.”
Tagged:
Sex, Lizard Brain
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