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I know why they have holidays. They have holidays so people can get together and have fun. So why am I alone?

— Charlie Brown / Schroeder (Todd Barbee), It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

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Oops. It's Reese's. Not Reece's. Sorry, I'm a fan of Ms. Witherspoon. Oh wait. She's Reese too. Um, the monkey? No that's Rhesus. Dangit!

— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said: ‘I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.’ He said: ‘You have to love Easter, baby.'

— Tim Vine, 50 of Tim Vine’s most ingenious jokes and one-liners

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Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.

— Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane), Family Guy, Season 8: Family Goy

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Not that anybody asked, but Gregorian calendar rules unintentionally prevent eclipses from ever occurring on Easter Sunday.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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Our faith is born on Easter morning: Jesus is alive! This experience is at the heart of the Christian message.

— Pope Francis, Easter Morning

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It's Easter and 4/20? The Reece's Peanut Butter Egg must be quite the desirable commodity today!

— Neil Patrick Harris, via twitter.com

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THEY SAY it is the soul that rises, not the body.
But the body does rise—

— Jenny George, "Easter," in Narrative Magazine

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What will be first to emerge?
The brain, pushing its murderous bulb
through the mud? The heart? No—
the heart is last to rise.
The first to emerge is the image.

— Jenny George, "Easter," in Narrative Magazine

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Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.

— G.K. Chesterton, Brave New Family: G.K. Chesterton on Men and Women, Children, Sex, Divorce, Marriage and the Family

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Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.

— Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

— Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol (Dover Thrift Editions)

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So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta

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We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are shut off for an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy.

— Conscious Arrival, Conscious Arrival

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Christmas music puts me in such a good mood.

— Jack Mulligan, via twitter.com

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Be considerate and kind to others during the holidays. Don’t freak out over little things. Smile at strangers. Be friendly to sales associates and cashiers; they’re stressed out, too. It’s not hard to be a nice person.

— Kara Nesvig, 16 Ways To Make This The Best Holiday Season Ever

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Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.

— Janet Evanovich, Visions of Sugar Plums

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The true meaning of Christmas is to cheer people up during a cold and depressing time of year. That means lots of food, getting together with family and friends, giving each other gifts, being kind to others, and helping those in need.

— Staks Rosch, The True Meaning of Christmas (That Everyone Forgets)

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Christmas is a time for families.

— Dorothy Koomson, My Best Friend's Girl

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Remember that you are capable of giving this time of year new meaning and new memories.

— Kovie Biakolo, 9 Things To Remember If You Feel Sad, Anxious, Or Lonely During The Holidays

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The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve.

— PJ O'Rourke, 30 great New Year jokes and quotes

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Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh?

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 7: The Gum

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This is a religious holiday. When has religion ever caused any trouble?

— Kenneth Parcell (Jack Mcbrayer), 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special

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Jamie: Be Yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch.

Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire.

Jamie: To dry them off, you mean?

Claire: Nevermind.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe), Outlander, Book One: Both Sides Now

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‘Tis the season to drink heavily

— Gennefer Gross, 8 Holiday Movie and Drink Pairings to Get You in the Spirit

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