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AKA: | Tim Taylor |
Educated At: | University Of Exeter, University Of Birmingham, University Of Bristol |
Occupations: | Television Producer |
Total quotes: 28
Tim Taylor
characterAKA: Tim Taylor
Educated At: University Of Exeter, University Of Birmingham, University Of Bristol
Occupations: Television Producer
Total quotes: 28
“Mark Taylor: I have a woman—Mommy.
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Randy Taylor: Your mommy can't be your woman, doofus.
Tim Taylor: A lot of men pay a psychiatrist a lot of money to figure that one out.”
Tagged:
Mommy Issues
“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”
Tagged:
hospital, head injury
“Tim: My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't wanna get ripped off.
Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”
Tagged:
ripoff, baseball cards
“You know why I like tools? Because they fix things—you tear down a motor, see the problem, it's right there—boom; it's fixed. I wish I could fix things between us that easily.”
Tagged:
Tools
“Al: Anyone can do what you do.
Tim: Oh, really? You think you could do what I do?
Al: Oh, please. How hard could it be to tell bad jokes and screw up all the time?
Tim: A lot harder than it looks.”
Tim: Oh, really? You think you could do what I do?
Al: Oh, please. How hard could it be to tell bad jokes and screw up all the time?
Tim: A lot harder than it looks.”
Tagged:
Self-deprecation
“Jill Taylor: [discussing Jill's upcoming job interview] Tim, do you ever listen to me? It was the last thing that I said in bed to you last night.
Tim Taylor: No; I believe, if you recall, the last thing you said to me in bed last night was 'NO!'
Jill Taylor: [smirking] You're thinking of tonight.”
Tim Taylor: No; I believe, if you recall, the last thing you said to me in bed last night was 'NO!'
Jill Taylor: [smirking] You're thinking of tonight.”
Tagged:
Listening, not tonight
“Tim Taylor: A live chicken? Brad, who the hell do you hang out with?
Brad Taylor: Mom...
Jill Taylor: What?
Brad Taylor: Dad's cussing.
Tim Taylor: I wasn't cussing.
Mark Taylor: He said a bad word.
Tim Taylor: It wasn't bad.
Randy Taylor: Yeah, he said 'hell' and 'damn'.
Tim Taylor: I did not say 'damn'.
Randy Taylor: Now you did.”
Brad Taylor: Mom...
Jill Taylor: What?
Brad Taylor: Dad's cussing.
Tim Taylor: I wasn't cussing.
Mark Taylor: He said a bad word.
Tim Taylor: It wasn't bad.
Randy Taylor: Yeah, he said 'hell' and 'damn'.
Tim Taylor: I did not say 'damn'.
Randy Taylor: Now you did.”
Tagged:
Cussing
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