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Tim O'Donnell Quotes

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“Dr. Jason Seaver: [as he is on the phone] Hello, this is—It's a recording. Sexual Fantasies?

Mike Seaver: [Amused] Yeah?

Dr. Jason Seaver: Yeah, Mike.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 2: Call Me
Tagged: phone recordings, Sexual Fantasies
“Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told lawmakers during a House Oversight Committee hearing Wednesday that COVID-19 — the disease caused by the novel coronavirus — is probably about 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu.”
— Tim O'Donnell, Coronavirus is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu, Trump's task force immunologist says
Tagged: coronavirus, COVID-19, Anthony Fauci, Flu
“[as Ben studies, visions of his friends and family appear before him]
Vito Paducci: Ben, what are you doing sitting up studying? You've got the answer sheet in your pocket. Doesn't that bed look mighty comfortable?

Ben Seaver: [scoffs] I can't cheat, Vito, they're onto me!

Vito Paducci: You're not thinking. You don't have to get them all right; just make sure you get a couple wrong.

Ben Seaver: Well, how do I do that?

Vito Paducci: Just be yourself.

Mike Seaver: They're witches, Ben, they're witches!

Maggie Malone Seaver: [evilly] Ben, you bring home another D in Science, you'll see a side of me you have never seen before!

Carol Seaver: [shown in a kangaroo suit] Ben, if I hadn't mentioned it before, let me mention it now: you're a real disappointment to me and the other marsupials.

Vito Paducci: [more visions freak out Ben] Come on, Ben, cheat!

Stinky Sullivan: Yeah, Ben, cheat!

Dr. Jason Seaver: Of course it's not okay to cheat!

Vito Paducci: Hey, who will know?

Mike Seaver: They are witches, Ben!

Stinky Sullivan: What else can we do?

Carol Seaver: [a realistic kangaroo is shown] Marsupial! Marsupial!

Maggie Malone Seaver: [in the style of the Wicked Witch of the West] ... and your little dog, too! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!”
— Margaret "Maggie" Malone Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 5: Cheating
Tagged: studying, Witches, Dreams, Wicked Witch of the West
“Nick Simpson: [observing the 'accident' Mike made with a soda bottle, suspiciously, to Mike] Somebody unscrewed this. This was no accident. Wait a minute... You didn't get too busy and forget, did you?

Mike Seaver: Look, do you know that you're prejudiced, or are you just kidding yourself.

Nick Simpson: [furiously] You rude, smart-assed know-it-all, what are you trying to prove here, huh!

Mike Seaver: I'm not trying; I just proved it.

Nick Simpson: You whitebread suburban punks really get to me! Someday, you'll figure out with the score is!

Mike Seaver: Yeah, well, I just did!

Nick Simpson: You know, you've got a lot to learn about the real world!

Mike Seaver: Yeah, well, I won't be learning it from you! I quit!

[takes off his work jacket]
Nick Simpson: [yells in anger] You know something, you are one confused little kid!

Mike Seaver: [leaves] Not anymore.”
— Mike Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 4: Fortunate Son
Tagged: Rude, suburban, bullies, real world
“Mike Seaver: Hey, guys.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Don't you go far, Mike. I may wanna talk to you.

Mike Seaver: What did I do?

Dr. Jason Seaver: [Angrily] I haven't found it yet.

Mike Seaver: What's going on?

Ben Seaver: [Whispering] It's bill paying day.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Oh, I don't believe this one.

[as the kids run away]
Dr. Jason Seaver: Halt! Two hundred and sixteen dollars for a one-month phone bill?

Mike Seaver: [Shocked at the amount] Is that high?”
— Mike Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 2: Call Me
Tagged: phone bill, Bills
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