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Tim Minear Quotes

Total quotes: 60
“At any rate, I’m not going to kill you, well maybe after dessert. I put a lot of effort into the Key Lime Pie.”
— Myrtle Snow, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Head
Tagged: rate, Kill, dessert, Key Lime Pie
“Fiona: You know why I got a female attack dog?

Hank: Because bitches stick together?

Fiona: Because females are more loyal and aggressive when it comes to protecting their family.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Head
Tagged: female, dog, loyal, agressive, protecting
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I'd still never give you nothing more then a headache.”
— Marie Laveau, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Boy Parts
Tagged: unicorn, Money, Headache
“Mal: Whatever happens, remember I love you.

Zoë: Sir?

Mal: Because you're my wife.

Zoë: Right. Sir. Honey.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Love, Marriage, Wife
“Sheriff Bourne: We had some, uh, unrelated trouble. His story had kind of an odor to it.

Inara Serra: Yes, it's not the only thing about him that does.”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: odor, body odor
“That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Unity
“Tell you what I think. I figure that fella we run into did everyone on board. Killed 'em all. Then he decided to take a swim, see how fast his blood would boil out his ears.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: Bushwhacked
Tagged: Murder, blood boiling
“Patrick: Maybe you should have taken a few minutes to get to know me before you stuck a fireplace poker up my ass.

Tate Langdon: Fair enough.”
— Tate Langdon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Birth
Tagged: Hot Poker, Anal Rape, Fair Enough
“ Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
— Zoë Washburne, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Stupid, insults, Anacephalic
“Everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they're funny. Most people aren't.”
— Marcy, American Horror Story, Murder House: Halloween, Pt. 1
Tagged: style, Funny, Dunning-Kruger
“You were wrong. There is something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man: A nasty woman.”
— Ally Mayfair-Richards, American Horror Story, Cult: Great Again
Tagged: Nasty Women, dangerous
“[Jayne takes out Crow with leg shot]

Mal: Nice shot!

Jayne: [sitting on the floor, drugged] I was aiming for his head.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: shooting, Missing
“Zoë: Jayne?

Jayne: Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best o' luck, though.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: War
“Tracey: Do you think I’m stupid?

Malcolm: In every way possible!”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Message
Tagged: insults, Stupid
“Inara: Mal, you don’t have to die alone.


Malcolm: Everybody dies alone.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Firefly, Season 1: Out of Gas
Tagged: Death, Alone, Dying Alone
“Inara: Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I may die of shock.

Mal: Have you got time to do my hair?

Inara: Out!”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Gentleman, Hairdo
“Niska: Oh, you do not like I kill this man?

Mal: Oh no, I'm sure he was a...very bad person.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Murder
“Constance Langdon: Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination.

Chad Warwick: So's that hairdo, but I figure that's your business.”
— Constance Langdon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Birth
Tagged: Homophobia, Leviticus, Hairdo
“You know the problem with men? If they can't eat it, drink it, snort it, smoke it or pawn it, men will destroy it.”
— Jarek Wysocki, The Chicago Code, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Men, Destroy, Eat, Drink, smoke, Pawn, Selfish
“Ladies and menfolk…[holds out a slip of paper]…we have ourselves a job. Take us out of the world, Wash. Got us some crime to be done.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Crime
“Kaylee: [about Simon] You shouldn't be so rude to him.

Jayne: Why? Cause he's all rich and fanciable?”
— Kaylee Frye, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Rude, rich
“I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don't believe in guns.”
— Dr. Oliver Thredson, American Horror Story, Asylum: Dark Cousin
Tagged: Threats, Death Threats, Gun Control
“Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.”
— Sister Jude, American Horror Story, Asylum: Madness Ends
Tagged: Evil, Abyss
“[after Inara has been doing Kaylee's hair and Mal has ordered her out]
Mal: You're servicing crew now.

Inara Serra: [snickers] In your lonely, pathetic dreams.”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Come-ons, shot down
“ We didn't fly 86 million miles to track down a box of Band-Aids, Colonel.”
— Hands of Blue, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: band-aids, Space Travel
“Simon: [looking at Mal's swollen knuckles] I expect there's someone's face feels differently.

Mal: Well, they tell ya, 'Never hit a man with a closed fist.' But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Simon: Hmm. I suppose so.”
— Simon Tam, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: fights, closed fist
“These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: killers, Cuddly
“The one thing about the dead is they've got nothing left to lose.”
— Larry Harvey, American Horror Story, Murder House: Halloween, Pt. 2
Tagged: dead, nothing to lose
“From blood and pain come perfection.”
— Constance Langdon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Birth
Tagged: Blood, Pain, Perfection, Persistence
“ Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”
— Sister Jude, American Horror Story, Asylum: Welcome to Briarcliff
Tagged: Mental Illness, Sin, Fashionable
“One dog moves out, another moves in. It's the circle of life.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Head
Tagged: dog, moves in, moves out, Circle Of Life
“Time for some thrilling heroics.”
— Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: heroics, Arrogance, Thrilling
“Inara: You have such lovely hair. I'm sure the doctor would agree.

Kaylee: Who? Simon? No, he's much too—I mean I'm just—do you think it looks better up?

Inara: We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face.”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: hair, experiment
“Mal: [backed up against the edge of a cliff, facing the drunks from the bar] Oh, ho-ho! There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? This is why we lost, you know. Superior numbers.

Zoë: Thanks for the reenactment, sir.”
— Zoë Washburne, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: fights
“Mal: [on Niska] He's not the first psycho to hire us. Nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?

Zoë: I just have an image in my head of a guy hanging from the ceiling.

Mal: I've got an image of it not being me. Let's do the thing.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: psycho, murder plot
“You're a very 'up' person.”
— Zoë Washburne, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: positive
“Sheriff Bourne: You were truthful back in town. These are tough times. A man can get a job. He might not look too close at what that job is. But a man learns all the details of a situation like ours... well... then he has a choice.

Mal: I don't believe he does.”
— Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Truthful, Tough Times, Job
“Book: So...how do you think it's going?

Inara: The caper? Mal knows what he's doing.

Book: How long have you known him?

Inara: I've been on the ship eight months now. I'm not certain I'll ever actually know the captain.”
— Inara Serra, Firefly, Season 1: The Train Job
Tagged: Ship, Captain, caper
“Did we just marry the Devil? Because I'm not down with that.”
— Zoe Benson, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Boy Parts
Tagged: Marry, devil, Marriage, not ok
“Getting high used to be like how you imagine heaven. Pure light. The perfection of it all. Even in me. Then I got lost. Kept trying to climb higher. Get closer to that light. Like an endless ladder where all you do is get further and further away.”
— Sally McKenna, American Horror Story, Hotel: Chutes and Ladders
Tagged: Drugs, Getting High, Addiction, Perfection
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