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Tami Sagher Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I'd like to cash these nickels, and I'll have them in quarters, please. ”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: Apartment Hunters
Tagged: Bank, Cash, Request, Nickles, quarters
“Ilana: Abbi, truth or dare?

Abbi: You know what, I'm gonna go with dare.

Ilana: I dare you to suck Jeremy's dick.”
— Ilana Wexler, Broad City, Season 1: Hurricane Wanda
Tagged: Truth, dare, Game, suck, Sex
“The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you stir into the skid.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Desperation Day
Tagged: Life, Change, Leaning In, Hard Times, Acceptance, Fighting, Resistance
“Henry: Well, that's a stupid house to rob.

Shawn: Does anyone live up to your expectations? Maybe we should get the robber's phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Rob-a-Bye Baby
Tagged: Fatherhood, Expectations, Sassy, Diappointment
“Never have I ever, um, dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Hurricane Wanda
Tagged: Never have i ever, drinking game, Divorce, Relationships, Alcohol
“ I hate those corporate things. Bunch of drunk people talking about synergy.”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Retreat to Move Forward
Tagged: Corporate Culture, Synergy
“Well, it’s only positive reinforcement when they say it to you. In my case they’re just stating the facts. I do look like the Arrow shirt man, I did lace up my skates professionally and I did do a fabulous job finishing my muffin.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: Ludachristmas
Tagged: Positive Reinforcement, Skates, Muffin, Fabulous Job, Facts
“If I'm not busy I'm sad.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Busy, Sad, Mood
“It's only a dry spell if you're thirsty.”
— Fran, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Dry Spell, Hook Up, thirsty
“Please honey, I invented drugs.”
— Gabe, Shrill, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Sassy, Drugs, Drugged-Up
“You know, there’s a conspiracy theory that, after the Civil War, the U.S. government spread false information about diabetes to keep the newly-freed slaves sluggish and docile, which is why, to this date, most African Americans don’t understand that diabetes is caused by sleeping on your back.”
— Toofer, 30 Rock, Season 3: Retreat to Move Forward
Tagged: Civil War, US Government, slaves, Sluggish
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