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T.J Miller Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Comedy: six letters, but a thousand reasons it makes the human condition easier.”
— T.J Miller, Crashing, Season 1: The Road
Tagged: comedy, Laughing Is Important, Laughing
“Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent." And "business." And "man," come to think of it.”
— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 2: Bad Money
Tagged: Business
“He made it through the first gate and avatars are gonna be on him like hoes on Santa.”
— i-R0k (voice), Ready Player One
Tagged: Simile Examples, santa, Avatars
“Women want to be seen as younger but get offended when you call them girls.”
— T.J Miller
Tagged: female, Youth, Age
“The thing is I don't have any friends. Like any. It's like going to college at 36. Like none. I know people, but I don't have any friends.”
— T.J Miller
Tagged: Friends, No Friends
“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”
— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 3: Founder Friendly
Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley
“Pets are actually friend slaves.”
— T.J Miller
Tagged: Pets, Dogs, Animals
“Looks like you should've left town a little earlier.”
— Hudson 'Hud' Platt, Cloverfield
Tagged: Too Late, Regrets
“I'd go with you, but...I don't want to.”
— Jack Hammer / Weasel, Deadpool
Tagged: Nope
“Richard, you're a fucking rock star, OK? You just don't know cloud, this tiny, little, shitty area, which is becoming super important, and in many ways is the future of computing... That sort of went south on me, but you understand what I'm saying.”
— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 1: Third Party Insourcing
Tagged: cloud computing
“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike. ”
— Elrich Bachmann, Silicon Valley, Season 3: Founder Friendly
Tagged: Funny, Nailed It, Dissing Dudes
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