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Susie Essman Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! All right, just get me the fucking head, all right?! Get me the fucking head, all right!? Both of you, I've had it! You four-eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit! Get me the head!”
— Susie Greene, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 2: The Doll
Tagged: doll head, Missing, angry, upset, commands
“I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Phone, mother, Concerned, overprotective
“Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: husband, Questions, penis, interesting
“You don't want a piece of this, baby. I get full refunds for things I didn't even buy, including automobiles! I get pilots kicked off of planes. I'm the reason you can only leave three reviews a day on Yelp. ”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: In Hot Water
Tagged: Negotation , Full Refund, Money, cost
“Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Cow, Phone, talk, upset
“Nobody's strong all the time, except Monica Lewinsky, and you know I've been at her side from the very beginning.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Strong, Monica Lewinsky , On Your Side
“I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: idea, Fire, Insurance Money, Arson
“You’ve never lived anywhere but the city. You’re afraid of cows.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Urban, Rural, Fear of Cows
“Incest would destroy our already weak bloodlines.”
— Bobbi Wexler, Broad City, Season 3: Burning Bridges
Tagged: Incest, Bloodlines
“Get up off your fat ass and let's take a walk! It'll be romantic!”
— Susie Greene, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 7: Denise Handicapped
Tagged: fat ass, Walk, Romantic
“Look, Wandering Elk or what ever the fuck your name is..”
— Susie Greene, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 4: Wandering Bear
Tagged: name, wandering
“A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: mother and daughter's relationship, Sex, Knowledge
“Being strong doesn't mean doing everything on your own.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: Predators
Tagged: Strong, strength, Partner
“Once the sex goes, everything goes.”
— Donna, Bless This Mess, Season 1: The Chicken and the Goat
Tagged: Sex, Relationship, Intimacy
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