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Steve Slavkin Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“ Budnick: A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp.

Dina: Already it's a horror story.”
— Bobby Budnick & Dina Alexander, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Plumber, Toilet, Ghost
“[while locked in a public bathroom] Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
Tagged: condoms
“From this moment on, you are all on Double Permanent Confinement until I find out who hung up on my girlfriend!”
— Kevin 'Ug' Lee, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: The Radio Call-In Contest
Tagged: Girlfriend, Rage
“Donkeylips: I can hock a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.

Michael: Well, your mother must be really proud. ”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen & Michael Stein, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Michael Comes To Camp
Tagged: proud, disgusting, Gross
“And you're, like, a straight-A, never had a cavity, in bed by ten sort of kid, aren't you?”
— Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
Tagged: responsible, Virgo, Rule Follower
“Budnick: What is THIS?

Donkeylips: It's a bag of potato chips.

Budnick: I asked for ruffled potato chips.

Donkeylips: Hey, what's the difference?

Budnick: One has ruffles and the other one doesn't, ya moron.”
— Bobby Budnick & Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Potato Chips, Chips, snacks
“Come on. Let's see what else you have inside... your... head.”
— Zeke The Plumber, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Ghost, creepy
“Smooth move, Ex-lax! I'm outta here!”
— Michael Stein, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: The Treasure of Sara Madre
Tagged: burn, corny, lame
“ I'd rather be bad than boring.”
— Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
Tagged: Mantra, Being a Badass
“Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a pizza in my mouth.”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen, Salute Your Shorts, Season 1: Zeke The Plummer
Tagged: Pizza, food
“Donkeylips: I'm warning you, Budnick. I wouldn't go out there if I were you. You're not gonna make it more than ten steps.

Budnick: Yeah, well luckily you're not me, otherwise my clothes wouldn't fit. See you at the flag, suckers.

[Budnick leaves the group, only to be doused with a barrage of water balloons]

Donkeylips: I was wrong. He made it 11 steps.”
— Eddie 'Donkeylips' Gelfen & Bobby Budnick, Salute Your Shorts, season 2: Capture the Flag
Tagged: Warning
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