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Stephen Guarino

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Stephen Guarino

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Educated At: Brooklyn College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Painter, Novelist, Biographer, Writer, Poet

Religion: Hinduism

Total quotes: 1

“Alex: OK, let's do this. What's my gay category?

Derrick: OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag.

Penny: But I used to be a beard so I take that as a win.”

— Derrick, Happy Endings, Season 3: Ordinary Extraordinary Love

Tagged: gay, Type, Category

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