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Shane Black

Shane Black

Birthname

AKA Shane Black

Birthday December 16, 1961

Birthplace Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Actor, Film Director, Screenwriter, Actor

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President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you’ve missed me again. You know who I am, you don’t know where I am, and you’ll never see me coming.

— Trevor Slattery (Ben Kingsley), Iron Man 3

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My mom already left for diner and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. I guess

— Harley Keener (Ty Simpkins), Iron Man 3

7-11 Scratchers

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Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.

— Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau), Iron Man 3

bodyguard dignity

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Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes. The American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.

— President Ellis (William Sadler), Iron Man 3

Terrorist Patriot

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If you want this suit, you're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it.

— Colonel James Rhodes (Don Cheadle), Iron Man 3

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No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin, you're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony, right from the start. I am the Mandarin!

— Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce), Iron Man 3

false faces false fronts

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Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.

— Jarvis (voice) (Paul Bettany), Iron Man 3

Malibu cranes update

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Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good here.

— Vice President Rodriguez (Miguel Ferrer), Iron Man 3

honey ham air force one

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My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided...that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge.

— Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3 (Theatrical Version)

coward Revenge Politics Old-Fashioned

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You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.

— Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce), Iron Man 3

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Look, if you want a launch product next year, I need Stark, He just lacked a decent incentive, Now, he has one.

— Maya Hansen (Rebecca Hall), Iron Man 3

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What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?

— Eric Savin (James Badge Dale), Iron Man 3

chick flick buddy

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You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.

— Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3 (Theatrical Version)

Superhero Humblebrag

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I thought things couldn't get any worse...then I turned on the TV.

— Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3 (Theatrical Version)

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A famous man once said, 'We create our own demons.' Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn't matter. I said it 'cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys. I don't... uhh... I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning.

— Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3

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Creature stole my twinkie!

— Eugene (Michael Faustino), The Monster Squad

creature Twinkie

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Tony, I swear, I'm gonna blow his face off!

— Colonel James Rhodes (Don Cheadle), Iron Man 3

Defiance Threats

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You're in a relationship with me; nothing will ever be okay.

— Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3 (Theatrical Version)

Dysfunctional Relationships

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Oh, my God. That was really violent.

— Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), Iron Man 3

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That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?

— Ellen Brandt (Stephanie Szostak), Iron Man 3

cheap trick One-Liner Cheesy

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He's not here. Try the jet stream, speaking of which, go fish.

— Eric Savin (James Badge Dale), Iron Man 3

jet stream go fish

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[last lines] And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought 'why stop there?' Of course there are people who say progress is dangerous, but then I bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chest full of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you: that was the best sleep I'd had in years. So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby, it was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man.

— Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 3

Shrapnel cocoon Demons

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