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Pokemon Go has more users than Tinder because people actually like what they're catching.

— Sexual Gifs, via twitter.com

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I don't wanna be around all these babies playing Pokémon, badly. This kid right here is just wasting his Charizard. [to the kid] You are wasting your Charizard!

— Stan Smith (voice) (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 10: Buck, Wild

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on. — Thomas LaRock

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— Thomas LaRock, Pokemon Joke

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I've found so many Pokémon yet I still haven't found myself

— PokémonGo, via twitter.com

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I want to be given the chance to somewhat bond or interact with my Pokémon after catching it.

— Cardtastic!, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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I'm VERY displeased that every half-wit with a smart phone now thinks they've been a geek since the 90's. I feel like I can't claim my Poke-pride anymore because everyone on my street is proud to own 20 Pidgey's and doesn't understand my utter need for a max repel.

— RavynB, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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My local poke gym is only a block away from me and it is a rehabilitation center for drug addicts? I can see a monster just waiting to be caught... in the parking lot of my local police department... I'm not even making these two things up.

— VariVox, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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At first i thought the game was just you using your camera and there are Pokemons everywhere surrounding you, but nah it's just a map and you walk around to get close to Pokemon.

— carey, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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We are paying you to work, not chase fictional video game characters with your cell phone all day. Save it for your break time or lunch. Otherwise you'll have plenty of time unemployed to 'Catch Them All.'

— RichardKorry, Found this on my desk at work this morning

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30 years ago: Don't get into cars with strangers.

Now: Pay strangers to drive you around to catch Pokémon.

— PolygonVerified account, via twitter.com

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The convention is like where someone has put down a lure, and now there's just going to be Pokémon delegates popping up everywhere. We're here trying to catch them all

— Trevor Noah, Trevor Noah: RNC Is Like Pokémon Go & We're Here To Catch Them All

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I don't know who created Pokémon Go, but I want to figure out how to get them to have Pokémon Go to the polls

— Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton's 'Pokémon Go' Joke: We Need "'Pokémon Go' to the Polls"

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My friend asked me why I always use pokemon puns.
My only response was "Wynaut?"

— redmaddic, My friend asked me why I always use pokemon puns

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At its current state, you spend 99% of your time logging in and 1% playing.

— TheGreatSocialExperiment, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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You are basically asking a newborn baby to walk around on his legs.

— Jsjdbebdhfrb, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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'Wow! You've lost weight. What's your diet called?'

"#PokemonGO'

— Nader, via twitter.com

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I'm in Berlin to see the sights and catch some Pokemann.

— Conan O'Brien, via twitter.com

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If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

— Pickup Lines!, Twitter

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So can you inexperienced, inpatient, entitled, 'gotta have it now' players just relax and appreciate what you have? Can't please anybody these days. 5 out of 5 for an amazing first version app.

— Move the box12345678910, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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I feel that it is hard to "Catch Them All" when you don't have enough balls to do it.

— Ken-FACE, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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Not only that, but many stops or gyms are at churches or cemeteries. Umm, I ain't disrespecting those places by going just for a game.

— Poké-heartbreak, Pokémon GO on the App Store

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We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go

— opinionwaswrong, When Pokemon Go > Protests

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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.
He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

— Mr_Scooty_Butt, Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

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Welcome to Ryme City. A celebration of the harmony between humans and Pokemon.

— Bill Nighy, Pokémon: Detective Pikachu

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On a pleasant summer day in 2001, my 9-year-old fingers were wrapped around my grape-colored Game Boy Color, and I was inside, pouring hour after hour into Pokémon Gold.

— Derrick Rossignol, Pokémon Will Never Get Old — The Cycle

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