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Seth MacFarlane

260 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Oct 26, 1973 · United States Of America · Male

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑːrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973) is an American television producer, filmmaker, actor, and singer, working primarily in animation and comedy, as well as live-action and other genres. MacFarlane is the creator of the TV series Family Guy (1999–2003, 2005–present), co-creator of the TV series American Dad! (2005–present) and The Cleveland Show (2009–13). He also wrote, directed, and starred in the films Ted (2012), its sequel Ted 2 (2015), and A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014). MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation. Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several television series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and Larry & Steve. As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at Home and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including two Primetime Emmy Awards and an Annie Award. In 2009, he won the Webby Award for Film & Video Person of the Yea

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From “10 Famous People Who Avoided Death on 9/11 - Listverse”

I was booked on that flight and I was drinking the night before and hung over and I missed the plane by about 10 minutes. It was a very close call for me.’ He also jokingly stated, ‘alcohol is our friend. I think that’s the moral of that story.’ He also said that he thanked God that his travel agent…

Freedom USA

From “Death Has a Shadow”

Lois: Well, hi, there, sweetie! Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

insults humor I Hate You Mom Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates Sassy

Lois: Well, hi, there, sweetie! Stewie: You know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

insults humor I Hate You Mom Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates Sassy

From “I Never Met the Dead Man”

Lois Griffin: Peter, you're bribing your daughter with a car? Peter Griffin: Come on, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love?'

Love Bribe SASS

Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!

Funny I Hate You Mom Snark Resistance

Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane. Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!

Funny I Hate You Mom Snark Resistance

From “Chitty Chitty Death Bang”

Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.

jesus Funny party Snark

Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.

jesus Funny party Snark

From “Mind Over Murder”

Damn you, woman, awake from your damnable reverie!

Damn you, woman Frustration Damn insults I Hate You Mom

From “A Hero Sits Next Door”

[to Peter] When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless.

Snark Taking Over The World Hating Your Parents I Hate You Dad

[to Peter] When the world is mine, your death should be quick and painless.

Snark Taking Over The World Hating Your Parents I Hate You Dad

From “Holy Crap”

I love God. He's so deliciously evil.

God Faith Evil Snark

From “Love Thy Trophy”

What's that? Oh yes, yes. I love crack. I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!

Funny Drugs Crack

I have an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

humor Funny Smart Ideas Genius

From “I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar”

Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Parenthood babies humor Potty Trained

From “If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'”

Peter Griffin: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once. Brian Griffin: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Snark mean Funny Reading

Peter Griffin: There's gotta be an explanation for all this! Brian Griffin: You want an explanation? [smacks Peter] GOD... IS...PISSED!

God God Is Pissed Funny

From “Running Mates”

I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I'm the most non-competitive. So I win.

Competitive Competitiveness Funny I Am The Best

From “A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks”

Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!

Strippers lied to Marriage

Wait a minute! I don't see any strippers handing out free tacos. Lois, you lied to me!

Strippers lied to Marriage

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