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Sean Connery Quotes

Total quotes: 76
“It looks very difficult. [shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon] Why no, it isn't, is it?”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: shooting, Clay Pigeon, difficult, Marksmanship
“Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.

Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Driven, ride, Double Entendres
“[Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.]

Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second.

Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Japanese, subservience, Patriarchy
“Maximilian Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win?

James Bond: I don't know, I've never lost.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Losing, Winning, Arrogance
“World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: World Domination, asylums, Napoleon, Messiah Complex
“Fatima Blush: Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush.

James Bond: You ski very well.

Fatima Blush: I do many things very well.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Flirting
“Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Evil Eye, hex
“[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Flirting, Sexual Harassment
“Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?

Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: healthy, Flirting
“Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Death Row, Last Meal
“Fiona: You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you.

Bond: Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Pale, frightened, Nervous
“Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette.

James Bond: You sound like a commercial.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: cigarette commercials
“[Choosing a masseuse]
James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.

Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: masseuse, Old Lady, sexyful
“[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences
“[remarks at Goldfinger's US Army uniform with colonel's wings] Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House, too?”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: promotion, White House
“[about to make love to Helga Brandt] Oh, the things I do for England.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: England, Pity Fuck
“Domino: So...what sharp little eyes you've got.

Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Eyes, teeth, Sharp
“Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?

Bond: No, but I know a little about women.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Guns, Women
“Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.

James Bond: [looks at cleavage] But of course you are.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Double Entendres, cleavage
“James Bond: I'm not in the habit of giving answers to...lackeys.

Mr. Big: You damn lucky you got an ear left to hear the question with!”
— James Bond, Live And Let Die
Tagged: lackeys, Lucky
“Q: Good to see you Mr Bond, things have been awfully dull around here...Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence!

James Bond: I certainly hope so too.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: sex and violence, dull
“Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. [sniffs] I'm afraid it's me. Sorry, old boy.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Slut-shaming, Tart, Smell of Female
“Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?

James Bond: Playing his golden harp.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Die, Golden Harp
“[to Pussy] I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Bourbon, Kentucky
“James Bond: Why were you shooting at me?

Tilly Masterson: I wasn't. I was shooting at Goldfinger.

James Bond: Then you're an awful shot.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: shooting, Bad Shot
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmuffs!”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Dom Perignon, Fahrenheit, The Beatles
“At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Heroin, Bananas, Revolutions
“[Bond pulls up to the front of Government House with a dead man sitting up in the backseat] Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: Morbid, Corpse
“Sylvia Trench: When did you say you had to leave?

James Bond: Immediately ...almost immediately.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: Leaving, immediately
“James Bond: Is it far to the reef?

Fatima Blush: It's far enough. We've got time to kill.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Flirting, Killing time
“Felix Leiter: I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?

James Bond: Alimentary, Dr. Leiter...”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Puns, elementary, alimentary, Sherlock Holmes
“Tiffany Case: [reading Bond's ID card planted on the deceased Franks] My God! You just killed James Bond!

James Bond: Is that who it was? Well just goes to show, no one's indestructible.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Indestructible, Suicide
“James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: talk, Die, Death Threats
“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here?

Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: commandos, Ninjas
“James Bond: Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.

Miss Moneypenny: James, we both should be!”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Flirting
“Largo: Are you a man who enjoys games?

James Bond: Depends with whom I'm playing.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Games, Flirting
“James Bond: Is it conceivable that he could have used a false eye?

M: Oh, do come along, Bond! Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Speculation, Occam's Razor
“[pointing a gun at an assassin] Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: Driving, Nervous
“[to Dr. No] World domination, same old dream. In England our sanitariums are full of men who think they are Napoleon. Or God.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: World Domination, Sanitarium, Napoleon, God, Schizophrenia
“Madame, I've, er, come to offer my...sincere condolences. [punches the 'widow' in the face]”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Condolences, sucker punch
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