Best Scott Underwood Quotes

By this the Earth it self, which lyes so near us, under our feet, shews quite a new thing to us, and in every little particle of its matter, we now behold almost as great a variety of Creatures, as we were able before to reckon up in the Whole Universe itself.

— Robert Hooke, Micrographia

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Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.

— Jesse Custer (Dominic Cooper), Preacher, Season 1: Pilot

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First of all, don’t ever start a sentence with, ‘If I were a black father.' If you are a black father, you don’t need to say it and if you aren’t, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

— Seth Meyers, Seth Meyers: People Blaming Black Lives Matter for Dallas Need to ‘Shut the F*ck Up’

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There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

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What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?
It doesn't matter.

— ChiliadChief, What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?

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...you can truly grieve for every officer who has been lost in the line of duty in this country and still be troubled by cases of police overreach. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards.

— John Stewart, Jon Stewart Fesses Up to 'One Factual Error' in His Police Shootings Report, Then Curses Out Fox News (Video)

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We can’t affect national narrative, we can’t affect national legislation that comes down and affects local people if local people don’t push back and take a stand about what's happening in local communities,

— Chelsea Fuller, Black Lives Matter: A primer on what it is and what it stands for

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Perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Darren shoots Gum…regenerates] Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride, and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me...Gum.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

[explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive] The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension….The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him….We are totally fucked.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

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By this the Earth it self, which lyes so near us, under our feet, shews quite a new thing to us, and in every little particle of its matter, we now behold almost as great a variety of Creatures, as we were able before to reckon up in the Whole Universe itself.

— Robert Hooke, Micrographia

Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.

— Jesse Custer (Dominic Cooper), Preacher, Season 1: Pilot

First of all, don’t ever start a sentence with, ‘If I were a black father.' If you are a black father, you don’t need to say it and if you aren’t, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

— Seth Meyers, Seth Meyers: People Blaming Black Lives Matter for Dallas Need to ‘Shut the F*ck Up’

There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?
It doesn't matter.

— ChiliadChief, What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?

...you can truly grieve for every officer who has been lost in the line of duty in this country and still be troubled by cases of police overreach. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards.

— John Stewart, Jon Stewart Fesses Up to 'One Factual Error' in His Police Shootings Report, Then Curses Out Fox News (Video)

We can’t affect national narrative, we can’t affect national legislation that comes down and affects local people if local people don’t push back and take a stand about what's happening in local communities,

— Chelsea Fuller, Black Lives Matter: A primer on what it is and what it stands for

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