Best Scott Underwood Quotes

Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.

— Jesse Custer (Dominic Cooper), Preacher, Season 1: Pilot

promises currency Faith Matter

Share

First of all, don’t ever start a sentence with, ‘If I were a black father.' If you are a black father, you don’t need to say it and if you aren’t, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

— Seth Meyers, Seth Meyers: People Blaming Black Lives Matter for Dallas Need to ‘Shut the F*ck Up’

blacklivesmatter Matter black lives protest guiliani Ignorance Change

Share

What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?
It doesn't matter.

— ChiliadChief, What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?

Scientist Matter

Share

There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

Matter Energy Science Jokes

Share

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 5: The Duel

Reason Matter whatsover Nonsensical

Share

...you can truly grieve for every officer who has been lost in the line of duty in this country and still be troubled by cases of police overreach. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards.

— John Stewart, Jon Stewart Fesses Up to 'One Factual Error' in His Police Shootings Report, Then Curses Out Fox News (Video)

Police Black Lives Matter black lives Matter Movement Change Progress

Share

We can’t affect national narrative, we can’t affect national legislation that comes down and affects local people if local people don’t push back and take a stand about what's happening in local communities,

— Chelsea Fuller, Black Lives Matter: A primer on what it is and what it stands for

Black Lives Matter advancement project black lives Matter Progress Change national local Community

Share

Scott Underwood Quotes

Scott Underwood

Characters Portrayed

Embed quotes on your blog or website

Total quotes (4)

Perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Darren shoots Gum…regenerates] Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride, and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me...Gum.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

[explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive] The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension….The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him….We are totally fucked.

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice) (Scott Underwood), Sausage Party

Related quotes to Scott Underwood tagged Matter

Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.

— Jesse Custer (Dominic Cooper), Preacher, Season 1: Pilot

First of all, don’t ever start a sentence with, ‘If I were a black father.' If you are a black father, you don’t need to say it and if you aren’t, you should probably just shut the fuck up.

— Seth Meyers, Seth Meyers: People Blaming Black Lives Matter for Dallas Need to ‘Shut the F*ck Up’

What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?
It doesn't matter.

— ChiliadChief, What does a scientist say about something that doesn't exist?

There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 5: The Duel

...you can truly grieve for every officer who has been lost in the line of duty in this country and still be troubled by cases of police overreach. Those two ideas are not mutually exclusive. You can have great regard for law enforcement and still want them to be held to high standards.

— John Stewart, Jon Stewart Fesses Up to 'One Factual Error' in His Police Shootings Report, Then Curses Out Fox News (Video)

We can’t affect national narrative, we can’t affect national legislation that comes down and affects local people if local people don’t push back and take a stand about what's happening in local communities,

— Chelsea Fuller, Black Lives Matter: A primer on what it is and what it stands for

Trending Shows