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Scott Grimes Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Steve: Dad! There you are!

Stan: Of-Of course I'm here. Wh-Where would I be? Alone? Touching myself?

Steve: Yeah, right. Only perverts and Democrats do that.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: A Smith in the Hand
Tagged: Alone, Touching Myself, Perverts, Democrats, masturbation
“[after Steve tells his friends that he was making out with a chick that is 80]

Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!

Steve: So do raisins. But those taste pretty sweet.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Con Heir
Tagged: Old People, Making Out, kiss, Wrinkles, Raisin, sweet, Comeback
“So now I was a published writer, but my life had become boring, as boring as a bad metaphor. Or simile. Whatever, I'm not a writer.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Star Trek
Tagged: writer, Published, simile, Metaphor, Boring
“Steve: Wow, uncensored nudity! This game must be from Japan!

Toshi: Unlikely. Those are women, not underage schoolgirls.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 6: Home Adrone
Tagged: Uncensored, Nudity, Japan, Schoolgirls, stereotypes
“Face to neck. Hand to lower back. Pec to boob? I don't know shit about hugging.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 12: Now and Gwen
Tagged: hugs, Hugging, Unsure, Insecure, awkward
“Debbie: Life is a banquet and death is dessert.

Steve: I love dessert!”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 3: The American Dad After School Special
Tagged: Life, Banquet, Death, dessert
“You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one more white kid who got stabbed in a bowling alley.”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 13: Next of Pin
Tagged: Cops, Given Up, case, Stabbed, Bowling Alley, White Kid
“You paint some flames on the side, maybe, like, a rainbow unicorn, you got something.”
— Gordon Malloy, The Orville, Season 1: Old Wounds
“I'M HUNGRY TO FINISH MY FORT!”
— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 12: Morning Mimosa
Tagged: Fort, Anger, Frustration, Yelling
“The secret to success is to never go for the prettiest one.”
— Robin Hood, Robin Hood
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Dating Tips, Relationships
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