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Scott Caan Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Steve McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?

Danny “Danno” Williams: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?”
— Danny Williams, Hawaii Five-0, Season 1: The Siege
Tagged: Life, revolves, food, armed conflict
“Steve McGarrett: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?

Danny “Danno” Williams: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!”
— Danny Williams, Hawaii Five-0, Season 1: Family
Tagged: Fear, Death, false
“Well, we’re all naked in there and we’ve got handcuffs and cool shit to play with, so take off your clothes and get in the car.”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: bondage, S&M, handcuffs, cool shit
“Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: you're under arrest, sophomore, Naked
“Charlie Tweeder: Hey, you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance? [Tweeder dances] You know what it’s called?

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: The New Tweeder End Zone Dance.”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: End Zone, dance, eponymous
“[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Mooning, ass, crack of dawn
“Danny “Danno” Williams: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened.

Steve McGarrett: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.”
— Danny Williams, Hawaii Five-0, Season 1: Victory
Tagged: Understand, Enlightened, Seek, Sassy, Cash, Money, stop talking
“[singing] ‘She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.’”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Misogyny, Heartbreak, Domestic Violence
“Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty-droppers. You understand? That’s it.

Mox: What?

Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give ‘em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It’s very nice.

Mox: [laughing]

Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It’s nice.

Mox: Tweeder, you think you’ll enjoy prison?

Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don’t know. [looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?”
— Charlie Tweeder, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Bitches, panty-droppers, date rape drugs, STDs, Prison
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