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Sarah Chalke Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“How is it that no man understands that every woman, whether she's sixteen or sixty, still has that awkward, insecure, self-conscious teenage girl inside of her?”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Big Move
Tagged: Women, awkward, Insecure, self-conscious, Teenage Girls
“J.D.: Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

Elliot: Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. That said 'Bone City.'”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 5: My Half-Acre
Tagged: Sex, Kiss-and-tell, Bone City, Texting, Friends
“Beth: Sorry Jerry, you're real.

Jerry: [crying] I'm a parasite!

Beth: Yeah... but you're real.”
— Beth Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Reality, Parasite, real, Crying
“Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?

Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.

Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 3: My Rule of Thumb
Tagged: Marriage, Sarcasm, SASS, Celebration, spanish, Tortillas, Ethnicity
“Elliot: You know, Dr Cox, you think that you have seen it all and done it all, but guess what? You haven’t done me. 

Dr. Cox: Give her a second there, gang.

Elliot: That didn’t come out right.”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Season 3: My Moment of Un-Truth
Tagged: Sex, Different Meaning, Regret, mistake
“Elliot: Carla, when I became Chief Resident, I wrote a pledge to myself. And do you know what it said?

Carla: Mm-mm?

Elliot: It said 'Dance like nobody is watching.' Which I do, constantly... in my living room, with the shades closed just in case somebody is watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.”
— Elliot Reid, Scrubs, Scrubs Season 4: My Malpractical Decision
Tagged: Dancing, Hide Problems, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, Pledge, Contradiction
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