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Samuel L Jackson Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
— Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction
Tagged: Hamburgers, food, breakfast, Cheeseburgers
“If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.”
— Jules, Pulp Fiction
Tagged: Answers, Questions, scary
“Just ’cause you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes!”
— Trip, Juice
Tagged: Syrup, Pancakes
“When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth catches you... You hang!”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: Movie Moments, Tarantino Films
“Nick Fury: Get me Agent Hill.

Fury Car: Communications array damaged.

Nick Fury: What's not damaged?

Fury Car: Air conditioning is fully operational.”
— Nick Fury, Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Tagged: air conditioner, Understatement
“Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.”
— Jules, Pulp Fiction
Tagged: Bacon, Pork, Jewish, Swine
“Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.

Pumpkin: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.”
— Jules, Pulp Fiction
Tagged: wallet, bad motherfucker
“The only time black folks are safe, is when white folks is disarmed. And this letter, had the desired effect of disarming white folks.”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: Movie Moments, Tarantino Films
“Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: Movie Moments, Tarantino Films
“You're playing each piece like losing it hurts. This ain't checkers. You want my king, you got to come get my king. All these other pieces are just the means to do it.”
— Sam, Fresh
Tagged: Chess, king, strategy
“We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computer's not even on its feet yet.”
— Arnold, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Problems, theme park, Zoo
“John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [about bounty hunting] No one said this job was supposed to be easy.

Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, neither!”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: bounty hunting, Easy, hard
“[at his own grave] If anyone asks for me, tell them I'm right here...”
— Nick Fury, Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Tagged: Postmortem
“This man declined the Nobel Peace Prize. He said that peace is not an achievement, but a responsibility. It's stuff like this that gives me trust issues.”
— Nick Fury, Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Tagged: Nobel Peace Prize, Trust, Responsibility
“You keep talking, Pete, and you're gonna talk yourself to death.”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: Movie Moments, Tarantino Films
“What do we want from you? What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.”
— Nick Fury, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Problems, southwest
“That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise.”
— Major Marquis Warren, The Hateful Eight
Tagged: Movie Moments, Tarantino Films
“Listen to your wife, asshole!”
— Abel Turner, Lakeview Terrace
Tagged: Listen, Wife, asshole
“I'm not a bum; just homeless.”
— Champ, Resurrecting the Champ
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, homeless
“Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.”
— Nick Fury, Iron Man 2
Tagged: doughnut, Exit
“Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly.

Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.”
— Jules, Pulp Fiction
Tagged: niggers, Motherfucker, ass
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