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Samuel L Jackson

21 quotesBorn Dec 21, 1948

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From “Pulp Fiction”

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

wallet bad motherfucker

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly. Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the…

niggers Motherfucker ass

Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Bacon Pork Jewish Swine

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Answers Questions scary

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Hamburgers food breakfast Cheeseburgers

From “Jurassic Park”

We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo and the computer's not even on its feet yet.

Problems theme park Zoo

From “Iron Man 2”

Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.

doughnut Exit

What do we want from you? What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.

Problems southwest

From “Captain America”

Nick Fury: Get me Agent Hill. Fury Car: Communications array damaged. Nick Fury: What's not damaged? Fury Car: Air conditioning is fully operational.

air conditioner Understatement

[at his own grave] If anyone asks for me, tell them I'm right here...

Postmortem

This man declined the Nobel Peace Prize. He said that peace is not an achievement, but a responsibility. It's stuff like this that gives me trust issues.

Nobel Peace Prize Trust Responsibility

From “The Hateful Eight”

John 'The Hangman' Ruth: [about bounty hunting] No one said this job was supposed to be easy. Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, neither!

bounty hunting Easy hard

Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...

Movie Moments Tarantino Films

When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. But when John Ruth catches you... You hang!

Movie Moments Tarantino Films

You keep talking, Pete, and you're gonna talk yourself to death.

Movie Moments Tarantino Films

That blanket was just a heart breakin' liar's promise.

Movie Moments Tarantino Films

The only time black folks are safe, is when white folks is disarmed. And this letter, had the desired effect of disarming white folks.

Movie Moments Tarantino Films

From “Lakeview Terrace”

Listen to your wife, asshole!

Listen Wife asshole

From “Resurrecting the Champ”

I'm not a bum; just homeless.

Best Sports Movies homeless

From “Juice”

Just ’cause you pour syrup on something doesn’t make it pancakes!

Syrup Pancakes

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