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Sam Catlin Quotes

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“Today, we answer mankind’s most pressing question, namely… what the hell’s going on?”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: Why Are We Here?
“The plan is simple: find God.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, plan, Simple, Religion, Beliefs
“Things will escalate. That’s what these things do, they escalate.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Escalation, Up Up And Away, Way Things Work
“There ain’t no such thing as never. Any man can change himself.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 2: On Your Knees
Tagged: Change, Growth, Breaking Habits
“What happened, Preacher? Jesus take your wheel?”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Sassy, Jesus take the wheel, jesus, Preacher
“Promises matter. It’s the currency of faith.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: promises, currency, Faith, Matter
“You know, taking your life back, it can be scary sometimes.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Life, Taking Your Life, Getting Back In Control
“Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.”
— Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: 4 Days Out
Tagged: Subaru, Congratulations
“'A man’s heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps.' Proverbs 16:9”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Man, heart, Lord, Directs, Steps, Bible, God
“Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: 4 Days Out
Tagged: insults, Birth Defects, Congenital
“God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, help, Kick his ass
“Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: rat turds, FDA, Assholes, Bitches, Hot Dogs
“They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!”
— Hank Schrader, Breaking Bad, Season 4: Open House
Tagged: minerals, jesus
“Violence makes violence, makes nothing much at all.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Violence, Violence Does Nothing, Fighting
“In the end, the change in us always comes from God.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: In The End, Change, God, Internal Change
“How hurt you want him? How far do I go? One punch? Two?”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: hurt, far, One Punch, Two Punch, Violence
“Honestly, boys, I don’t know how you keep finding me. Truly, I don’t. But I do know that you’re going to be sorry you did. And not just the kind of 'I took half a sheet of LSD down at the bullfight last night' kind of sorry, neither. No, no, no, no, no, boys. No, this kind of sorry it’s much worse.”
— Cassidy, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: honest, Sorry You did, LSD, Regret, Mistakes, Sorry, Worse
“Boring’s not the worst thing a person can be, Cassidy.”
— Jesse Custer, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Boring, Not the worst, Personality Traits
“The only true God, the only real God, is the God of Meat.”
— Odin Quincannon, Preacher, Season 1: Call and Response
Tagged: God, Meat, Truth, real
“Thanks for getting me all wet.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: See
Tagged: Sassy, Thanks, wet, Water
“If you’re lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive. So that on the day your love is weak enough or selfish enough or frickin’ stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat him alive.”
— Tulip O'Hare, Preacher, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Lucky, Fall in love, Simile Examples, Run Away, strength
“Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.

Walter: I just gave you $600.

Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Down
Tagged: Daddy Warbucks, Completely Testicular
“Jesse: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it’s contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an Ebola leak or something.

Walter: Ebola.

Jesse: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

Walter: Thank you. I know what Ebola is.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: Discovery Channel, Ebola, Contamination
“I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. And I’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time. Hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy — this one piece of shit — that I will never forget. Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don’t remember? No. Anyway. Big boy — 270, 280. But his wife … or whatever she was, his lady … was real small. Like a bird. Wrists like branches. Anyway, my partner and I got called out there every weekend, and one of us would pull her aside and say ‘come on, tonight’s the night we press charges.’ And this wasn’t one of those deep-down he-loves-me set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t going to cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMT’s, put him in a car and drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes. Back home.

But one night, my partner’s out sick, and it’s just me. And the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming ‘Danny Boy.’ And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down, and I put my revolver in his mouth, and I told him, ‘This is it. This is how it ends.’ And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s going to leave her alone. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth, and I say, ‘So help me if you touch her again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah.’ …. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Half Measures
Tagged: Cops, Domestic Disputes, Mistakes, Revolver, Danny Boy, EMT, Prince Charming
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