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Ross Geller Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With All The Resolutions
Tagged: powder, Paste, Lotion
“Ross: 'Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON!'

Chandler: 'Ross came fourth and CRIED!'”
— Ross Geller, Chandler Bing, The One With Rachel's Assistant
Tagged: Funny, Friends, Secrets
“Ross: 'Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.'

Susan: 'Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.'”
— Ross Geller, Susan Bunch, The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Tagged: Funny, humor, Lesbian, Dating, Couples
“Phoebe: 'You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.'

Chandler: 'Maureen Rosilla.'

Ross: ''Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni’ is not a real reason.'”
— Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Breakups, Dating
“Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

Chandler: Oh, they said uh, ‘You don't have insurance here so stop calling us.’”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With The Cat
Tagged: Insurance Companies, Anti-Jokes
“I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”
— Ross Geller, The One Where Rachel Tells...
Tagged: Funny, Friends, Family, Sisters, eating
“Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up and move it. All we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car... and slide it out. Lift... and slide.

Rachel: Ross, I really don't think...

Ross: Lift... and slide.”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 7: The One Where They All Turn Thirty
Tagged: Teamwork, Lifting, Heavy Objects
“Pivot! PIVOT!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One With The Cop
“I'm Fiine!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One Where Ross Is Fine
“We were on a break!”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break
Tagged: Dating, Friends, Taking A Break
“Ross: You know how you come home at the end of the day and throw your jacket on a chair?

Joey: Yeah.

Ross: Well, instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived.”
— Ross Geller, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With The Dirty Girl
Tagged: garbage, Hopelessness
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