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Ron Howard Quotes

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“Richie: She said she'd do something desperate.

Ralph: How desperate can you get in a ladies' room?

Richie: Do you know what's in a ladies' room?

Ralph: No, do you?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 2: Who's Sorry Now?
Tagged: Desperate, ladies' room
“We're finally getting out of this turkey town, and now you wanna crawl back into your cell, right? You wanna end up like John? You just can't stay seventeen forever.”
— Steve Bolander, American Graffiti
Tagged: Small Town, seventeen forever
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest
“Richie: I don't know that much about Hamlet, Fonzie, but I'll teach you everything I know.

Fonzie: Go.

Richie: All right.”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 2: A Star Is Bored
Tagged: Hamlet
“Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.

Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 2: The Cunningham Caper
Tagged: Burglars, Weak Friends
“Opie Taylor: Pa?

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Ope, is this something we can talk about later on?

Opie Taylor: Well, if you could let me have a dime, we wouldn't even have to talk about it.”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: A Black Day for Mayberry
Tagged: Begging
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest, Double Entendre
“Opie Taylor: What's a soliloquy?

Andy Taylor: Well a soliloquy is where you kind of look away off and kinda talk to yourself.

Opie Taylor: Oh.

Andy Taylor: They used to do that a whole lot back then. You do it today and somebody will take you away.”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: A Feud is a Feud
Tagged: Soliloquy, Talking To Yourself
“A sandwich sure tastes better with milk.”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: A Feud is a Feud
Tagged: Sandwich, milk
“Opie Taylor: Go on, pa. You gotta fall down and die.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, I'll tell you the truth, son. I just got other things to do. I'm just too blame busy to die right now.

Opie Taylor: Aw, shucks.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: I'll die a little later on if I get the chance, though.”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: Runaway Kid
Tagged: Deferred Gratification
“Opie Taylor: [entering the courthouse] Hi. You seen my pa? He's the sheriff.

Bobby Fleet: You mean he's human enough to have kids?

Opie Taylor: Huh?

Bobby Fleet: Never mind. He stepped out for a minute.

Opie Taylor: Oh. [looking at all the fellas] Pa musta rounded up a gang. You look like from the city. Are you a criminal?

Bobby Fleet: According to your pa I am.

Opie Taylor: Pa's never wrong. What crime did you do, criminal?

Bobby Fleet: I didn't do anything. Your old man framed the whole thing—the hick troublemaker. [Offended at this, Opie kicks Bobby in the shin]”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: The Guitar Player
Tagged: Criminals, Gang
“Opie Taylor: Can I run away from home?

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Uh... you... you want to run away from home? Well, now, uh, if-if-if that's what you got on your mind, well, you-you goin' about it all wrong.

Opie Taylor: I am?

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Oh, yeah. You ain't supposed to ask your pa.

Opie Taylor: But you always said I should never go anyplace far without gettin' your permission.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, yeah, I know I did say that, but, uh, see-see, running away from home is a little special. See, what you do in a case like that is first you write a note SAYIN' that you're runnin' away, and then you do it.

Opie Taylor: You mean to tell me that's all there is to it?

Sheriff Andy Taylor: That's all.

Opie Taylor: But I don't know how to write.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: That does make a problem.”
— Opie Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, season 1: The New Housekeeper
Tagged: Runaway, Running Away From Home
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