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Roger Sterling Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“They make wine for Jews. And now they're making one they want to sell to normal people.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 5: Dark Shadows
Tagged: Wine, Jews, Normal People
“Well, you know what they say about Detroit. It's all fun and games till they shoot you in the face.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Detroit, Murder
“You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 1: Indian Summer
Tagged: Piece of Ass
“She died like she lived. Surrounded by the people she answered phones for.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Beautiful Girls
Tagged: Secretaries
“Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 3: The Grown-Ups
Tagged: Nice, Saying Something Nice
“Help yourself...not the Stoli.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 3: Out of Town
Tagged: Alcoholism, Stoli, Self-Help
“I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
— Roger Sterling,
Tagged: Mad, Failed Relationship, Disappointed, Angsty Poetry
“Get out of here, all of you. Go chase a hearse.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Beautiful Girls
Tagged: Ambulance Chasers
“Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 1: Long Weekend
Tagged: Opportunity, Skirt-Chasing
“Well, I've got to learn a lot of peoples' names before I fire them.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: Blowing Smoke
Tagged: Bosses, You're Fired
“I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 3: Love Among the Ruins
Tagged: Be yourself, insults
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