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Rob Schrab

Rob Schrab

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Birthday November 12, 1969

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Director, Screenwriter

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Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.

— Jenny Bennett (voice) (Spencer Locke), Monster House

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

— Christopher Hudspeth, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

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I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice.

— Hank Aaron, via www.baseball-almanac.com

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In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had put those guys on a pedestal. They were something special. I really thought they put their pants on different, rather than one leg at a time.

— Hank Aaron, via www.baseball-almanac.com

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I am more valuable to my team hitting .330 than swinging for home runs.

— Roberto Clemente, via www.baseball-almanac.com

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I dedicated the hit (his 3,000th) to the Pittsburgh fans and to the people in Puerto Rico and to one man (Roberto Marin) in particular. The one man who carried me around for weeks looking for a scout to sign me.

— Roberto Clemente, via www.baseball-almanac.com

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It was a much bigger thrill to play on a winning team in 1960 than for me to win the batting title in 1961 when we finished sixth. When you’re with a bad team, you don’t have the incentive to keep going. Winning is such fun.

— Roberto Clemente, Clouter Clemente: Popular Buc; Rifle-Armed Flyhawk Aims At Second Bat Crown"

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Batting coaches are just as important as pitching coaches. Lefty O'Doul gave me good advice when he said: "Don't ever let them change you." I also asked for help from Cobb, Foxx and Hornsby.

— Ted Williams, Here's the Pitch

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A kid copies what is good. I remember the first time I saw Lefty O'Doul, and he was as far away as those palms. And I saw the guy come to bat in batting practice. I was looking through a knothole, and I said, "Geez, does that guy look good!" And it was Lefty O'Doul, one of the greatest hitters ever.

— Ted Williams, The Sporting News

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There has always been a saying in baseball that you can’t make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game.

— Ted Williams, via www.beabetterhitter.com

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There’s only one way to become a hitter. Go up to the plate and get mad. Get mad at yourself and mad at the pitcher.

— Ted Williams, via www.beabetterhitter.com

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You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.

— Ted Williams, via www.beabetterhitter.com

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I knew what was going on at that plate. It used to kill me to strike out, but when I struck out I knew what it was that got me and what I was going to try to do about it.

— Ted Williams, via www.beabetterhitter.com

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Every time I look at my pocketbook, I see Jackie Robinson.

— Willie Mays, via www.baseball-almanac.com

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What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.

— Unknown, 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit

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I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

— Bob Uecker, The Philadelphia Phillies

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I led the league in go get 'em next time.

— Bob Uecker, If These Walls Could Talk: Milwaukee Brewers

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I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

— Bob Uecker, If These Walls Could Talk: Milwaukee Brewers

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Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.

— Bob Uecker, The Baseball Entertainer #2

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But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play—and don't play to bring their parents glory.

— Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

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The good Lord wants the Cubs to win!

— Harry Caray, Harry Caray Tribute: His best calls

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I loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series in 1919.

— Hyman Roth (Lee Strasberg), The Godfather: Part II

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How can you not get romantic about baseball?

— Billy Beane (Brad Pitt), Moneyball

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Laurenzio: You'll have to go to Ebbets Field if you want to see him in the summer.

Ellis: They're that important to you?

Tony: Put it this way, if our kids end up supporting the Yankees or the Giants, it would break my heart.

— Eilis Lacey (Saoirse Ronan), Brooklyn

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When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

— Bob Uecker, Baseball Eccentrics

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