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Rik Mayall

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Rik Mayall Quotes

Total quotes: 8

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Rik Mayall

Birthname

Birthday: March 7, 1958

Birthplace: Harlow, Essex, United Kingdom

Death: June 9, 2014

Educated At: University Of Manchester

Nationality: United Kingdom

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Autobiographer, Stage Actor, Comedian

Total quotes: 8

“I don’t love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Love, Girls, Girls Are Disgusting

“Fred: [Looking up Polly’s skirt] Wow.

[Looks at Elizabeth and points up]

Fred: Cobwebs.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Cobwebs, celibacy

“Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Snotface, puke, older, uglier

“You see when something’s not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Bad Advice, cruel to be kind

“I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three-headed megabeast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Loner, crazy, wide-eyed, cornflakes, Venus

“Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred...now.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: kiss me, say my name

“Oh, great. Now I’m stuck between two complete utter girls.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: Utter Girls

“It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.”

— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred

Tagged: fire truck, Drop Dead Fred

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