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Ricky Gervais Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: downsizing, Patient, cancer, don't tell
“Everyone has the right to believe in anything they want. And everyone else has the right to find it fucking ridiculous.”
— Ricky Gervais, via twitter.com
Tagged: Beliefs, Opinions, Thoughts, Human Behavior
“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: The Convict
Tagged: dementors, Worst Thing, Harry Potter reference, Prison Mike, Prison
“Did you hear that? It's the sound of justice slicing through bullshit.”
— Warwick Davis, Life's Too Short, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Justice, Revenge
“You don’t have to agree with someone to respect their right to say things you don’t agree with.”
— Ricky Gervais
Tagged: Opinion, Insights, pleasing people, people you respect
“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: receptionist, Cute, years, Younger
“You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you've never watched Star Trek? Good Lord...”
— Patrick Stewart, Extras, Season 1: Patrick Stewart
Tagged: Star Trek, Single
“That’s the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, in the end leads to liberation and dignity.”
— Ricky Gervais, Best Life
Tagged: Truth, dignity, Liberation
“It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: simply, Beyond, incalculable, Words
“I wish I had a pound for every time I offended someone. Wait, I do.”
— Ricky Gervais
“Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike?

Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom.


Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.


Michael: And I never got caught neither.


Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3: The Convict
Tagged: Prison Mike, Prison
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