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Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice)

Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice)

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Total quotes: 3

“Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.”

— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run

“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?”

— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation

Tagged: Dating, Power, empowerment

Illustrated art for this quote: Listen, Jerry, I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything. It’s your house. It’s your world. You’re a real Julius Caesar, but I’ll tell you some, tell you how-how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time, a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, “two plus two.” The people in the back say, “four.” Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can take a dump or something. I mean, it’s—it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry, and I know that’s not a popular opinion, but it’s my two cents on the issue.

“Listen, Jerry, I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything. It’s your house. It’s your world. You’re a real Julius Caesar, but I’ll tell you some, tell you how-how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time, a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, “two plus two.” The people in the back say, “four.” Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can take a dump or something. I mean, it’s—it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry, and I know that’s not a popular opinion, but it’s my two cents on the issue.”

— Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Pilot

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