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Rebecca Addelman Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Santa
Tagged: Christmas, white, Winter, Privilege Night
“Hey everyone I'm Julius Pepperwood, ex-cop, ex-marine...I'm from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I'm from Chicago.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood
Tagged: Pizza Jokes, Chicago Impersonations
“Know this: your caveman ideas about manhood are so over. Manhood today is about exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, and Paxil.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Parents
Tagged: Caveman, manhood, exfoliation, cheese courses, emotional honesty, Paxil
“I'm the squirrel and you're my nut. Winter is coming and I'm gonna store you in my cheek girl.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Table 34
Tagged: Pickup Lines, Absurd Things to Say to a Girl, Squirrels
“Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Bachelorette Party
Tagged: take that off, homeless, Pencil
“Are you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Katie
Tagged: Cooking, frittata, sauce pan, Prison, Questions
“Look at that font! What is this? Amateur hour? At least use Palatino.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Pepperwood
Tagged: Jokes for Writers, Name that Font
“It’s only romantic because it’s a wedding. I’d be just as happy to sabotage, I don’t know, let’s say, her tax audit.”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Elaine's Big Day
Tagged: Romantic, wedding, Happy, Sabotage, tax audit
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