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Randall Einhorn

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Randall Einhorn Quotes

Total quotes: 4

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Randall Einhorn

Birthname

Birthday: December 7, 1963

Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Director, Cinematographer

Total quotes: 4

“My perfect Valentine's day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the fifty restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.”

— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 7: PDA

Tagged: valentine's day, Holidays, humor, Evil, Manipulative, Reservations

“Oscar Martinez: I am dying to know what's in there.

Andy Bernard: Yeah, I know Oscar; we all are, but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane.

Creed Bratton: Hi, hello.”

— Creed Bratton, The Office, Season 8: Last Day in Florida

Tagged: insane, Dying, hello, Contextual Quotes, humor

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Kevin Malone, The Office, Season 8: Fundraiser

Tagged: Idiot, Stupid, dumb, Everyone, Work, Coworkers, Ironic

“I haven't had so much fun since seeing Zooey Deschannel at the Coacharilla music festival.”

— Erin Hannon, The Office, Season 8: Test the Store

Tagged: Fun, Zooey Deschanel, Music, festival, Coachella

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