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Rachel Brosnahan Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“I’m officially losing my mind, which is perfect. Now I will be alone and crazy, the famous mad divorcée of the upper West Side.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: losing my mind, Divorce, Upper West Side, Perfect, crazy
“For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Mrs. X at the Gaslight
Tagged: Christmas, bike, parental love, Socks, gifts, persecuted
“It looks like it ate all the other mezuzahs.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Mrs. X at the Gaslight
Tagged: big, Personification Examples, ate
“Tonight just for tonight I really need to be with someone who loves me.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: All Alone
“If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets
Tagged: Woman, feminism
“I don’t have my apartment anymore. You have my apartment. You have a lot of my things, actually. You’re welcome.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets
Tagged: apartment, Sassy, You're Welcome, Things
“You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks have in common? They’re hard to find and incredibly lucky.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Strike Up the Band
Tagged: joke, Lucky, comedy
“Oh, now Shy, you never ask a girl 'How old are you?' or 'How much do you weigh?' or 'Do you love your ex-husband?'”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Kind of Bleu
Tagged: Questions, Weight, Love, Ex-Husband
“Tell Ethan I’ll pick him up tomorrow. Don’t baptize him while I’m gone.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets
Tagged: baptize, Sassy, Motherhood, upset
“Remember you’re not trying to fix anything. You’re just trying to be heard.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Heard, Jokes about complaining , Fix
“You know, it’s funny. I thought I’d find you squatting in some downtown smoke-filled atelier, not two blocks away, living the Methodist version of our life.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets
Tagged: downtown, squatting, Methodist, Lives
“See, my life completely fell apart today, and here’s why. My father-in-law owns my house. And he took it back when his son left me. Actually, that doesn’t sound funny at all.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme
Tagged: father in law, Ownership, House, upset, tricky situation
“Susie: So, rule number one for this performance?

Midge: Don’t say ‘fuck.’

Susie: Rule number two for this performance?

Midge: Do not say ‘fuck.’”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Strike Up the Band
Tagged: Rules, Cursing, bad words
“Like, it’s Adam and Eve time, and I marry Adam’s son, Cain. We get a nice little place, we’re very happy, and then one day Cain leaves me for, I don’t know, his brother Abel, because there’s only four fucking people on the planet at this point! And then Adam, Adam takes my house and tells me to do jigsaw puzzles!”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Ya Shivu v Bolshom Dome Na Kholme
Tagged: Adam And Eve, Comparrison, upset, unfair
“He packed up my suitcase and left.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: suitcase, Ownership, Left
“I'm sorry that you are so disappointed in how my life turned out.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: A Jewish Girl Walks Into the Apollo…
Tagged: Life, Sorry, Disappoinment
“You take care of the money. I get money, I spend money.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 3: Hands!
Tagged: Money, spend, finances
“It’s downtown. If you have underwear on, you’re overdressed.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Downtown New York, Bohemian
“Wow, what's going to happen?”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: Midnight at the Concord
Tagged: Question, happen
“Hiroshima was tense. Breakfast was worse.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 2: Let's Face the Music and Dance
Tagged: Hiroshima, Worse, breakfast
“It's a fucking man's world, sweetie.”
— Miriam “Midge” Maisel, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 4: Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps
Tagged: Man's World, upset
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