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Q Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“James Bond: A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?

Q: Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that anymore.”
— Q, Skyfall
Tagged: Gun, radio, Christmas, exploding pen
“Q: There are only about six people in the world who could set up fail-safes like this.

James Bond: Can you get past them?

Q: I invented them.”
— Q, Skyfall
Tagged: fail-safes, Inventors
“Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: My God, what's Bond doing?

Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.”
— Q, Moonraker
Tagged: Double Entendres
“What the fuck you gonna do...shoot me in an elevator?

[Bishop fires his gun in the crowded elevator]”
— Q, Juice
Tagged: Fuck, shoot
“Q: I'm guessing this is not official.

James Bond: Not even remotely.

Q: So much for my promising career in espionage.”
— Q, Skyfall
Tagged: Official, espionage
“Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics!”
— Q, Octopussy
Tagged: adolescent, antics
“[Bond is chasing Silva who escaped, trying to open a door]
James Bond: It won't open.

Q: Of course it will, put your back into it.

James Bond: Why don't you come down here and put your back into it?”
— Q, Skyfall
Tagged: opening a door, back, Sarcasm
“Man, you know what your problem is? You got no juice.”
— Q, Juice
Tagged: Juice
“Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.”
— Q, Thunderball
Tagged: frivolous, Insult
“Q’s Mother: [first lines] Quincy, get up! It’s after seven o’clock, and you’re gonna be late for school again. Quincy, did you not hear me? I said get up.

Q: [as he is waking up, under his breath] It’s bullshit, yo.

Q’s Mother: Excuse me young man, what did you just say?

Q: Nothing, ma.

Q’s Mother: That’s what I thought. Get up.”
— Q, Juice
Tagged: Wake Up
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