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Phoebe Waller-Bridge Quotes

Total quotes: 80
“I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: getting ready, looking nice, Amazing, Self-Love
“I have a horrible feeling that I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can't even call herself a feminist.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Horrible Feeling , Feminist, Perverted, Selfish, Self-Loathing
“It's not a party until someone flirts with you. And that's the only really shit thing about getting older is that people don't flirt with you anymore. Not really. Not with danger.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: party, Flirt, danger, older, thrill
“I was taught, if we're born with love then life is about choosing the right place to put it.”
— The Priest, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Place, heart, Companion
“Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Women, Being a woman, periods, Women vs. Men, Womanhood
“I'm not obsessed with sex. I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Obsessed, Sex, Thinking, Performance, Drama
“I miss walking into a room and not knowing and there's a sort of energy, a dare. And do not take that for granted.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Room, Energy, dare
“People are all we've got, so grab the night by its nipples and go and flirt with someone.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: People, Human Connection, Flirt, Take Chances
“Don't make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.”
— Harry, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Hate, Love, Pain
“Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Life, Wants, Needs
“You know, the worst thing is that I fucking love you.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: worst, Heartbreak, Love
“Don't get drunk and shit in your sink again.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Drunk, accident, sink
“God, it's amazing how efficient things are when you're a dick to people?”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: God, I’m Tired
Tagged: Being a Dick, being mean
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Vagina, Provocative, sexual
“I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality. It's not my fault.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Bad Guy, Personality, Fault
“It's going to be hard to trust me again, but I will prove myself to you. I promise.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: Sorry Baby
Tagged: Apologies, How To Say You're Sorry, Regret
“Eve: I'm sorry I don't like your boyfriends.


Carolyn: And I'm sorry you don't like your husband. 

Eve: What?!”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: Take Me to the Hole!
Tagged: Clever Dialogue, Examples of Clever Dialouge
“Claire: Won't you get cold?

Fleabag: No, I got really hairy nipples.”
— Godmother, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: cold, Hairy, Body & Soul
“There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Sex, Intimacy
“It takes strength to know what's right. And love isn't something that weak people do.”
— The Priest, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: strength, Right vs. Wrong , Love, Weak
“Russian: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately?


Villanelle: I had quite a heavy period last week, but other than that, I think I'm OK.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later
Tagged: period
“I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.”
— Eve Polastri, Killing Eve, Season 1: I Have a Thing About Bathrooms
Tagged: Murder, Threats, Violent Threats
“Bank Manager: People make mistakes.

Fleabag: That's why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.

Bank Manager: Is that a joke?

Fleabag: I don't know.”
— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Mistakes, Anti-Jokes
“Bus Rodent: I, uh, I like you.

Fleabag: Okay, you're a dick.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Kind, Feelings, Date
“It is disappointing that the mole is the one who looks the most like a rodent.”
— Carolyn Martens, Killing Eve, Season 1: Sorry Baby
Tagged: Mole, Rodents, Snitches
“Claire: It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? 

Fleabag: I'm afraid so.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: lovely, Day, Afraid
“I'm wearing the top that she lost years ago, so this is going to be tense.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Top, stolen, Sisters
“The only thing harder than having to tell your super high-powered, perfect, anorexic, rich super sister that you've run out of money is having to ask her to bail you out.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: rich, Money, Bail, Perfect, sister
“Jesus, why do daughters get to say that they're fucked up by their fathers, when it's so often the other way around.”
— Dad, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: daughters, Fathers, Messed Up
“I just want to say, I'm so intrigued to see how you are going to make this whole evening about yourself.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Intrigued , Evening, self-centered
“Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating, by the way. It's just rude.”
— Villanelle, Killing Eve, Season 1: I’ll Deal With Him Later
Tagged: Rude
“I don't believe you can pay your problems away. I think you have to face who you are and suffer the consequences.”
— Claire, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Money, Problems, Hard Work, Consequences
“Fleabag: I don't know what to do with it. 

Boo: With what? 

Fleabag: With all the love I have for her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Love, Full, Concerns
“Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is. ”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: hair, Everything, essential, Obsessive
“The Priest: I can't be physical with you.

Fleabag: We can't even wrestle?”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: physical, Intimacy, Wrestle , Jokes
“I think the thing you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Hate, Love, Relationships, Marriage Problems
“I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful.”
— Dad, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, better, deeply
“I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Feminist Dobut , Body Image And Feminism
“If you rid a women of her head and limbs you can’t really expect her to do anything other than roll around.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 5
“My sister is uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Anorexic
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