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“Joe: Let's be eating burritos when he turns up.
Obama: Joe
Joe: And be wearing massive sombreros
Obama: Ok but what about the orange face paint? ”
Obama: Joe
Joe: And be wearing massive sombreros
Obama: Ok but what about the orange face paint? ”
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“Joe: Now when they say you are in the presidential cabinet, that does not mean you are literally inside a cabinet.
Pence: Why would I think that?
Joe: I'm trying to help you.”
Pence: Why would I think that?
Joe: I'm trying to help you.”
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“Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat.
Barack: That's nice, Joe.
Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches. ”
Barack: That's nice, Joe.
Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches. ”
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“Obama: Did you replace all the toiletries with travel size bottles?
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here. ”
Biden: He's got tiny hands Barack, I want him to feel welcome here. ”
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“Biden: Wait until realizes I programmed everything in Spanish.
Obama: Joe you wild.”
Obama: Joe you wild.”
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“Biden: Ideally I'd like to include traps from all of the Home Alone movies, but we've only got two months so the Home Alone 2 plan is fine.”
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“Obama: Welcome Donald Trump to the White House Joe.
Biden: Imma point at'em to assert my dominance.
Obama: Please just welcome him. ”
Biden: Imma point at'em to assert my dominance.
Obama: Please just welcome him. ”
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“Obama: Joe, why are still holding my hand.
Biden: I wanna freak Mike Pence out.
Obama: But why?
Biden: Just roll with it. ”
Biden: I wanna freak Mike Pence out.
Obama: But why?
Biden: Just roll with it. ”
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“Obama: Didn't think he'd be late.
Biden: I gave him the wrong address.
Obama: Joe he's the president- elect.
Biden: IDGAF what they call him. ”
Biden: I gave him the wrong address.
Obama: Joe he's the president- elect.
Biden: IDGAF what they call him. ”
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“Biden: I found a cool new apartment for us downtown.
Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-
Michelle: [covers Obama's mouth] are so excited. ”
Obama: Joe...Michelle and I are-
Michelle: [covers Obama's mouth] are so excited. ”
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“Biden: Trump better not get in my face...cos I'll drop kick that motherfucker.”
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“Joe: I hid all the pens from Trump.
Obama: Why?
Joe: Because he's bringing his own Pence.”
Obama: Why?
Joe: Because he's bringing his own Pence.”
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“Joe: IDK about you and Michelle, but I'm taking my curtains with me.
Barack: Joe we have to-
Joe: Taking the bath towels too.”
Barack: Joe we have to-
Joe: Taking the bath towels too.”
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“Biden: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Obama: What now B
Biden: Let's leave shit in all the toilets. ”
Obama: What now B
Biden: Let's leave shit in all the toilets. ”
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