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Peter S. Seaman Quotes

Total quotes: 33
“Eddie Valiant: Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for a nickel.

Judge Doom: Oh, they'll drive. They'll have to. You see, I bought the Red Car so I could dismantle it.”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: plan, Evil Plan, freeway
“[smashes a glass bottle and stuffs it into his mouth] Am I just eating because I am bored?”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Bored, eating
“ [catapults the red bag at the picture of Augustus] OOOHHH!! Sweet. [singing] Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home…”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Law, Justice, Toons
“Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?

Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Funny, Escape, Handcuff
“Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, lay the small town of Whoville: The Home of the Whos.”
— Narrator (voice), How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas, Whoville
“A trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down, but this girl had a mission.”
— Narrator (voice), How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, mission, trip, Slip
“All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, talking, whispering, reverberaton
“And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'M SPEAKING IN RHYME!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Speaking in Rhyme, Who-Ville, eating, Feat
“Three thousand feet up.
Up the side of Mt. Crumpit.
He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it.”
— Narrator (voice), How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, Dump
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, company, homebody, Solipsism
“Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.”
— Cindy Lou Who, How The Grinch
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town.”
— Narrator (voice), How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas, Anti-Christmas, Whipperwinds, Whoville
“HELP ME... I'm FEELING.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Help Me, Feeling, The Feels
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“That is not a chew toy. You have no idea where it's been.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Chew Toy, germs
“Oh. Bleeding hearts of the world UNITE.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, Bleeding Hearts
“Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Rocks, Scotch, ice
“Is there nothing that can permeate that impervious puss?”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: sad face, sour, Frown
“I'm glad he took our presents. You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, beacuse it isn't about the... the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone... and me. I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family.”
— Cindy Lou Who, How The Grinch
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“What's that stench? It's fantastic.”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stench, fantastic
“But what would I wear?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“It's because I'm green, isn't it?”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Green
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Quotes, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
“Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I wonder who he really was?

Bugs Bunny: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.

Daffy Duck: Or a duck.

Goofy: Or a dog.

Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.

Big Bad Wolf: Or a... sheep.

Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.”
— Mickey Mouse , Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Identity, Questions
“Roger Rabbit: Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!

Jessica Rabbit: Roger, darling!

Roger Rabbit: That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.”
— Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: moral outrage, Drop It, Save the Day
“Eddie Valiant: Say, Roger. That letter you wrote to your wife at the Ink and Paint Club? Why don't you read it to her now?

Roger Rabbit: Sure thing, Eddie. "Dear Jessica: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body...? It's the will!

Eddie Valiant: Keep reading.

Roger Rabbit: "... do hereby bequeath, in perpetuity, the property known as Toontown, to those lovable characters, the toons"!”
— Eddie Valiant, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Tagged: Love Letter, Toon, Will
“And then all the noise. All the noise, noise, noise, NOISE! They'll bang on tong-tinglers, blow their foo-flounders, they'll crash on jang-jinglers, and bounce on boing-bounders! (Then Who's young and old will sit down to a feast, and they'll feast and they'll feast.) [while jumping angrily] And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll eat their Who pudding and rare Who roast beast! It's something I cannot stand in the least. [realizing what he's said] Oh, noǃ I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-YME! AAAHHHH! BLAST YOU, WHOS! [sobs]”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Noise, Pudding
“ [screams] Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there...on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! [opens his schedule] '4:00; Wallow in self-pity, 4:30; Stare into the abyss, 5:00; Solve world hunger.' Tell no one. '5:30; (Jazz and exercise, or a.k.a.) Jazzercise. 6:30; Dinner with me.' I can't cancel that again. '7:00; Wrestle with myself loathing…' I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness… but what would I wear?”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Jazzercize, schedule
“The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. [indicates himself…shouts] Hello?

Echo: Hello.

The Grinch: How are you?

Echo: How are you?

The Grinch: I asked you first.

Echo: I asked you first.

The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mature, saying exactly what I say.

Echo: ...Saying exactly what I say.

The Grinch: I'm an idiot!

Echo: You're an idiot!

The Grinch: [whispering] All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore! In fact, I'm going to whisper! So that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it. [pause]

Echo: You're an idiot!”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, Echo Game, Real Mature, Idiot
“[after Max scared off some teen Whos] Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving...sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. [eats an onion] MAX! [Max whimpers] Get my cloak. [Max runs back inside] I've been much too tolerant of these Who-venile delinquents, and their innocent, victim-less pranks. [rubs his pits with the onion] So, they wanna get to know me, do they? [throws away the onion] They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. [turns to the camera] I guess I could use a little...social interaction.”
— Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Scrooge, Anti-Christmas, Grinch, body odor, Pranks
“That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.' Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is...”
— The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Tagged: Christmas Movies, gifts, CHristmas Gifts, Avarice
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