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Peter Boyle

Peter Boyle

Birthname

Birthday October 18, 1935

Birthplace Norristown, Pennsylvania, United States

Death December 12, 2006

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Homiside

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Officer, Stage Actor, Film Editor

Characters Portrayed

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Oh, where are you throwing that ball?! Come on! Have an idea out there!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: T-Ball

throwing balls idea Sassy sideline coaching

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I could have eaten a box of alphabets and crapped a better interview!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: Ray's on TV

food alphabets crapped better Interview Sassy

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Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone?

Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: I Love You

Love said i love you Sassy freaking fairyland

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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, my wife thinks I'm in the bathroom.

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 2: Six Feet Under

Thank You Ladies Gentlemen Wife bathroom

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Marie: Don't move! I'm coming right down!

Frank: I'm in enough pain!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 6: Frank Goes Downstairs

don't move Sassy enough pain

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You want to know the meaning of life? You're born, you go to school, you go to work, you die.

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Why Are We Here?

Meaning Of Life born Work School Die Negative Attitude

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Marie: Oooh, all of a sudden you have scruples.

Frank: I have scruples Marie. I've got scruples the size of basketballs.

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: The Game

scruples size Basketball all of a sudden

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I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Your Place or Mine?

complete works Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant

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It's the celery that makes 'tuna salad' tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Your Place or Mine?

Tuna Celery slop upset picky

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In many countries people eat cats.

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Turkey or Fish

countries Eat cats

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I'm sucking the youth!

— Frank Barone (Peter Boyle), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Pilot

sucking Youth exclamation

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Wizard: Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job—I mean, like that—that becomes what he is. You know, like—you do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all fucked. More or less, ya know.

Travis Bickle: I don't know. That's about the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Wizard: It's not Bertrand Russell. But what do you want? I'm a cabbie. What do I know? I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

Travis Bickle: Maybe I don't know, either.

— Wizard (Peter Boyle), Taxi Driver

Job Fucked Bertrand Russell cabbie Fuck

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For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and my body and they ran away in horror. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I live because this poor half-crazed genius, has given me life. He alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy enough to stay out of danger, he used his own body as a guinea pig to give me a calmer brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.

— The Monster (Peter Boyle), Young Frankenstein

Hate Misunderstood Hope Genius Beautiful Sophisticated

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Related quotes to Peter Boyle tagged Balls, Idea, Love

If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!

— Akhmal (Troy Caylak), Barry, Season 2: Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday

suck balls Insult Comeback

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Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash), Clueless

plastic surgeon Active balls nose social life Sassy Diss

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), Zoolander

balls Insult Diss

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You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other.

— Fast Eddie Felson (Paul Newman), The Color of Money

Best Sports Movies Brains balls Winning

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My dad told me it was time to hit the sack, so I kicked him in the balls.

— Unknown, 50+ Dad Jokes That Are Actually So Bad You’ll Laugh

Funny balls Kicking People In The Balls dad jokes Not Going To Sleep

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[to Bond] If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.

— M (Judi Dench), GoldenEye

Death Threats balls

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Ballz to the wallz.

— Herself - Host (Helen Mirren), Documentary Now!, Season 1: Dronez: The Hunt for El Chingon

balls Walls crazy

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This is my one chance to make a great entrance! My whole life, I have never made a great entrance!

— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Susie

balls Entrances

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One for all and Balls are fun!

— Tommy Pickles (Elizabeth Daily), Rugrats, Season 7: Planting Dil

Fun balls One For All

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There's never too many balls.

— Alexander Rosenberg, Blown Away, Season 1: Body Parts

balls Number Jokes

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Lucifer: Did I ever tell you how much I respect you?

Sam: What?

Lucifer: Don't get me wrong, I never liked you, you're sort of prissy, but in this moment, when you stood toe-to-toe with me and won, I gotta say you had balls, kid.

— Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki), Supernatural, Season 11: The Devil in the Details

Respect balls Prissy

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I’ve googled “how to juggle” a million times... I’ve just never had the balls to actually try it.

— MuhCarbs, I’ve googled “how to juggle” a million times...

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