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What do you call a cheap TV
A screen saver.
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They act as if love can protect the most vulnerable members of their family from the repercussions of their political choices. It cannot.
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Roxane Gay
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The ‘Roseanne’ Reboot Is Funny. I’m Not Going to Keep Watching.
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Sorry we laughed, Spencer. Please accept this rose quartz as a symbol of our affection.
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The 5 Most Important Contributions ‘The Hills’ Made to Culture
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Bart:
TV sucks.
Homer:
I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.
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(Dan Castellaneta)
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The Simpsons
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Season 4
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Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
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Missy Cooper:
Why can't we watch DuckTales?
Sheldon Cooper:
'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales.
Missy Cooper:
It's TV. We're not supposed to learn.
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Sheldon Cooper
(Iain Armitage)
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Young Sheldon
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Season 1
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Sometimes she created chaos around her, like when she overdosed in Tijuana, and other times she was just a victim of circumstance.
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Nathan Diller
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In Defense Of Marissa Cooper, The Most Hated Character From 'The O.C.'
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Wait a few trillion years, the guilt will fade.
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Chidi Anagonye
(William Jackson Harper)
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The Good Place
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Season 2
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You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time.
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Chidi Anagonye
(William Jackson Harper)
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Rhoda
: How come you're not watching that documentary on TV? It's on how much fun us single swingers are having.
Mary
: How come you're not watching it?
Rhoda
: I didn't want to watch it alone. It's too depressing.
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
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Season 2
:
Don't Break the Chain
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Yet, while every character is so markedly terrible, you still somehow hope they’ll do better.
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Scaachi Koul
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“Vanderpump Rules” Is The Worst Show On TV That You Should Be Watching
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I was watching TV when my kid asked... Kid: What channel is New Girl on? Me: Deschanel
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I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. And they all believed the secret of life is just to live every moment.
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Cosmo Kramer
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Seinfeld
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Season 3
:
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To start an entire network from nothing is pretty miraculous. I mean, it’s not far away from what the good Lord did with Adam and Eve.
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Robin Leach
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How Food Network Turned Big-city Chef Culture Into Middle-America Pop Culture
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Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coercion, brainwashing, and manipulation.
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Terence McKenna
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True Hallucinations: Being an Account of the Author's Extraordinary Adventures in the Devil's Paradise
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Bart:
You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
Lisa:
There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.
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Lisa Simpson
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The Simpsons
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Season 8
:
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No electricity? No T.V.? No popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here.
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Helga Pataki (voice)
(Francesca Smith)
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Hey Arnold!
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Season 3
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They all also check out a trendy yoga-with-goats class. Carrie tries steaming her vagina for a magazine story and is dismayed to find that she loves it.
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Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV…sitting down with your kids…and hitting them?
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Bender
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Futurama
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Season 4
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Where the Buggalo Roam
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People don’t know who I really am. I’m judged by the idiot box and the newspaper.
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Allen Iverson
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via www.youtube.com
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Man, repressing your feelings is great.
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Michael
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The Good Place
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Season 2
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Paying rent can be a problem, whether you’re an Angeleno or a sitcom character.
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Jack Flemming
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If sitcom characters lived in L.A., could they afford the rent?
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Buffy was one of the series that let the world know that shows about exceptional teenage girls could not only succeed, but become iconic.
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Kadeen Griffiths
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Buffy Summers Is Responsible For Everything You Like On TV
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