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What do you call a cheap TV
A screen saver.

— PeopleProgrammer, What do you call a cheap TV?

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They act as if love can protect the most vulnerable members of their family from the repercussions of their political choices. It cannot.

— Roxane Gay, The ‘Roseanne’ Reboot Is Funny. I’m Not Going to Keep Watching.

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Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

— Morty Smith (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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Sorry we laughed, Spencer. Please accept this rose quartz as a symbol of our affection.

— Cady Drell, The 5 Most Important Contributions ‘The Hills’ Made to Culture

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Bart: TV sucks.

Homer: I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 4: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

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I was watching TV when my kid asked... Kid: What channel is New Girl on? Me: Deschanel

— JokdnKjol, I was watching TV when my kid asked...

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Yet, while every character is so markedly terrible, you still somehow hope they’ll do better.

— Scaachi Koul, “Vanderpump Rules” Is The Worst Show On TV That You Should Be Watching

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Rhoda: How come you're not watching that documentary on TV? It's on how much fun us single swingers are having.

Mary: How come you're not watching it?

Rhoda: I didn't want to watch it alone. It's too depressing.

— Rhoda Morgenstern (Valerie Harper), The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Don't Break the Chain

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Sometimes she created chaos around her, like when she overdosed in Tijuana, and other times she was just a victim of circumstance.

— Nathan Diller, In Defense Of Marissa Cooper, The Most Hated Character From 'The O.C.'

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You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time.

— Chidi Anagonye (William Jackson Harper), The Good Place, Season 2: Best Self

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Wait a few trillion years, the guilt will fade.

— Chidi Anagonye (William Jackson Harper), The Good Place, Season 2: Existential Crisis

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To start an entire network from nothing is pretty miraculous. I mean, it’s not far away from what the good Lord did with Adam and Eve.

— Robin Leach, How Food Network Turned Big-city Chef Culture Into Middle-America Pop Culture

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People don’t know who I really am. I’m judged by the idiot box and the newspaper.

— Allen Iverson, via www.youtube.com

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Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coercion, brainwashing, and manipulation.

— Terence McKenna, True Hallucinations: Being an Account of the Author's Extraordinary Adventures in the Devil's Paradise

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No electricity? No T.V.? No popcorn? No deal! I'm out of here.

— Helga Pataki (voice) (Francesca Smith), Hey Arnold!, Season 3: Biosquare

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They all also check out a trendy yoga-with-goats class. Carrie tries steaming her vagina for a magazine story and is dismayed to find that she loves it.

— Jenny Bicks, Cindy Chupack, Amy B. Harris, Julie Rottenberg and Elisa Zuritsky, What Would 'Sex and the City' Look Like in 2018?

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I once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally ill. And they all believed the secret of life is just to live every moment.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Parking Garage

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Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?

Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after 9 o'clock.

— Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith), The Simpsons, Season 8: My Sister, My Sitter

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You see things vacationing on a motorcycle in a way that is completely different from any other. In a car you're always in a compartment, and because of that everything you see is just more TV.

— Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values

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Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?

Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.

Bart: Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.

— Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright), The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer's Barbershop Quartet

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If you folks wanted a downer, you could just turn off the TV and spend the night with each other.

— Martin Mull, Fernwood 2 Night S01e07 Hearing Ear Dogs For The Deaf

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