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Paul Stroud Quotes

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Paul Stroud

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“So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta
Tagged: Lox and Bagels, Call Your Mother, Jewish, stereotypes, presents, Holidays
“I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to boobs. Pretty funny, but frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.”
— Roger The Alien, American Dad!, Season 15: The Mural of the Story
Tagged: accountant, Calculator, Addition, Stealing, Money
“Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now?

Hayley: Sorry, babe.

Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.”
— Jeff Fischer (Voice), American Dad!, Season 15: Death By Dinner Party
Tagged: dead, Hiding, Animal Crackers, Bathroom Bucket
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