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Paul Stroud

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So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year, don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta

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I gotta take this. It's my ac-clown-tant... you know, a clown-accountant. He's got this giant calculator that only ever adds up to boobs. Pretty funny, but frankly, I think he's been stealing from me.

— Roger The Alien (Seth MacFarlane), American Dad!, Season 15: The Mural of the Story

accountant Calculator Addition Stealing Money

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Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now?

Hayley: Sorry, babe.

Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.

— Jeff Fischer (Voice) (Jeff Fischer), American Dad!, Season 15: Death By Dinner Party

dead Hiding Animal Crackers Bathroom Bucket

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Snot: Hanukkah's always been second fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa. This is a tough time of the year for us.

Roger: Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people?

Snot: Yes.

— Snot (Voice) (Curtis Armstrong), American Dad!, Season 14: Santa, Schmanta

Hannukah Songs Tough Time Year Jewish Hard Times

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Wasted time is more expensive than wasted money.

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