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Paul Lynde Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.”
— Paul Lynde, Cover Story: Hating Hollywood – Vol. 6 No. 11
Tagged: actor, Roles, Media Products, TV Series, TV Shows, Individual, Paul Lynde
“There are three subjects I`ve learned never to discuss at nudist camps: politics, religion, and tape measures.”
— Paul Lynde
Tagged: Nudism, Politics, Religion
“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”
— Paul Lynde, the Ultimate Book of Quotations
Tagged: actors, Church
“My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.”
— Paul Lynde
Tagged: Trust
“If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.”
— Paul Lynde
Tagged: Anxiety
“Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.”
— Paul Lynde, Change Your Future, Now!
Tagged: comedy
“Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?”
— Paul Lynde, Encyclopedia Neurotica
Tagged: comedy, humor, gay, Jewish, Outsiders
“The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.”
— Paul Lynde
Tagged: romance
“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”
— Paul Lynde
“Try to understand, Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.”
— Uncle Arthur, Bewitched, Season 2: The Joker is a Card
Tagged: Mortals, Warlocks
“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”
— Paul Lynde, the Ultimate Book of Quotations
Tagged: Tipping
“If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.”
— Paul Lynde
Tagged: Fame, Alcoholism
“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”
— Paul Lynde, the Ultimate Book of Quotations
Tagged: sandwiches
“I was obsessed with being rich and famous.”
— Paul Lynde, Cover Story: Hating Hollywood – Vol. 6 No. 11
Tagged: actor, Roles, Media Products, TV Series, TV Shows, Individual, Paul Lynde
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