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Paul Lieberstein Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Your heart is telling you?! Who's the boss, you or your heart? You are! Your heart is your employee! So get your heart off its butt and back to work!”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 1: Luanne's Saga
Tagged: Head, heart
“An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Stress Relief
Tagged: Office, Dying, Life life, fullest, dreams come true
“It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 4: Survivor Man
Tagged: hurt, accidentally, Stranger, purpose
“I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.”
— Toby Flenderson, The Office, Season 9: Finale
Tagged: Roomates, Roommates vs. Friends
“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2: The Client
Tagged: cold, train, dead, Stiff, expressionless
“Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor.' 'Hey, your momma's dead.' That's what friends do.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: The Deposition
Tagged: Friendship, Best Friends, Friends
“Robert California: That is very cold.

Erin Hannon: Yea, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.”
— Erin Hannon, The Office, Season 8: The Incentive
Tagged: Coffee, Cold Beverage, Misunderstanding, Gross, humor
“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Stress Relief
Tagged: I Don't Know What To Do
“You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Stress Relief
Tagged: Die, Death, Barack Obama, President, african american
“Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.”
— Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 4: Survivor Man
Tagged: Names, Mix Up, Haunted, fact
“Bobby: Can I put a gun rack on my bike?

Hank: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?”
— Bobby Hill, King of the Hill, Season 2: How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
Tagged: gun rack, Like Father Like Son
“I got away with everything under the last boss and it wasn't good for me. So I want guidance. I want leadership. Lead me... when I'm in the mood to be led.”
— Ryan Howard, The Office, Season 7: Search Committee
Tagged: Contradiction, Leadership, Mood, humor
“You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: Goodbye, Toby
Tagged: Cheating, Don't Cheat
“I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 5: Stress Relief
Tagged: Youtube, tape, comes down
“I mean, I'm not a slut but who knows.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 2: The Carpet
Tagged: what does it mean to be a slut, Live Your Best Life, relationships and hookups
“I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4: Money
Tagged: Responsibilities, Running Away From Your Problems
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