Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.
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Paul Lieberstein
Paul Bevan Lieberstein (born February 22, 1967) is an American screenwriter, actor and television producer. A Primetime Emmy Award winner, he is best known as writer, producer, and as supporting cast member Toby Flenderson on the U.S. version of the sitcom The Office. He served as the series' showrunner from seasons five to eight. On March 22, 2012, it was announced that Lieberstein would step down from his showrunner role to focus on a planned spin-off series featuring Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute, which was tentatively called The Farm and Lieberstein was set to be the showrunner. However, in October 2012, it was announced that NBC was not accepting the spin-off series. Lieberstein also worked as producer on the third and final season of the television drama series The Newsroom. In November 2017, it was announced that Lieberstein was replacing Kevin Etten as showrunner of the television show Ghosted. 2Early life and background Lieberstein grew up in Westport, Connecticut, the son of Judith and Stanley Lieberstein. He is Jewish. He attended Staples High Schoo
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?
It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.
Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.
Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.
Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor.' 'Hey, your momma's dead.' That's what friends do.
You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?
Well, it's love at first sight. Actually, it was... No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.
Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.
Smoking is gonna save lives.
I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.
No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs...Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?
You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!
I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.
Hi Holly, it's Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said, it's just... you know? It's weird, today I ended up seeing a lot of the women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great, and then when I actually saw them it was mostly a freak show.…
It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.