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Paul D. Zimmerman

Paul D. Zimmerman

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AKA Paul Zimmerman

Manner of Death Natural Causes

Educated At Amherst College

Occupations Screenwriter

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I know, Jerry, that you are as human as the rest of us, if not more so.

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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Rupert Pupkin: Well, I'm sorry. I made a mistake.

Jerry Langford: So did Hitler!

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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Rupert Pupkin: I'm gonna work 50 times harder, and I'm gonna be 50 times more famous than you.

Jerry Langford: Then you're gonna have idiots like you plaguing your life!

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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The more scribbled the name, the bigger the fame.

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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I'm sure you can understand. Doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling. There's so much stuff that comes down... you can't keep your head clear. And if that's the case, I'm wrong. You're right. I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I apologize. I'm just a human being... with all of the foibles and all of the traps... the show, the pressure... the groupies, the autograph hounds... the crew, the incompetence... those behind-the-scenes you think are your friends. You're not sure if you'll be there tomorrow... because of their incompetence. There are wonderful pressures that make every day... a glowing, radiant day in your life. It's terrific. OK, if all of that means nothing... if I'm wrong, in spite of all that... then I apologize. I'm sorry. If you accept my apology... I think we should shake hands. We'll forget the whole thing. I won't press charges. You could be in deep trouble... but I will not press charges.

— Rupert Pupkin (Robert De Niro), The King of Comedy

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Rihanna got a thing with her where she can–she leave the guy looking like they was the girls. They like [sighs]. They be hurt. Only person other than her is Erykah Badu. They come back different. I don’t even want that kind of pussy. Keep that. What kinda booty is that?!

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Dr. Cox: And Gandheroo, I need you to talk to a young, pregnant black girl who will not let me call her mom.

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Dr. Cox: I may have told her that you were Kanye West.

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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? Why don't people talk about that?

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As a celebrity, when your celebrity dies, your career dies. I want to be a mogul, like P. Diddy or Donald Trump—I guess they’re celebrities, too, but not celebrities like ‘Oh shit, I need to get a TV show.’

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Never would have made it without you

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I have no regrets.

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I didn't commit a crime. I didn't rape anybody. I didn't assault anybody. I didn't get a DUI. I mean, my God, there are celebrities that fucking kill people.

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My entire life has been in the public eye. So, people will see that this is something really important to me, and I don’t want anyone coming between that.

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"On the road all the time
And I swear I'm tryna get some time to spare
Tryna show you how much I love you
Tryna show you how much I care"

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Forbes values her company, which has since added other cosmetics like eye shadow and concealer, at nearly $800 million. Jenner owns 100% of it.

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The biggest difference between L.A. and Edmonton was that instead of people looking at me I was looking at them.

— Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky

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I’m not content to be just a rock’n roll star. I’m trying to be one at the moment just so I can get off into other things.

— David Bowie, David Bowie: The Last Five Years

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