Oscar Nunez Quotes

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Oscar Nunez

Oscar Nunez

Character

Birthday November 18, 1958

Birthplace Colón, Cuba

Educated At Parsons The New School For Design, Fashion Institute Of Technology

Nationality Cuba, United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Dental Technician, Television Director, Comedian, Screenwriter

Characters Portrayed

Oscar Martinez

Total quotes (3)

Michael is leaving. And apparently they've already hired a new manager. And we're meeting him today. It's a lot to process. Paperwork-wise.

— Oscar Martinez (Oscar Nunez), The Office, Season 7: Training Day

paperwork Plot Twist humor Leaving goodbye

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Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.

— Kelly Kapoor (Mindy Kaling), The Office, Season 3: Product Recall

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I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity, and discretion.

— Oscar Martinez (Oscar Nunez), The Office, Season 9: The Boat

affair Love Sensitivity maturity Discretion Secret Drama

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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day.

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Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

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My husband told me he thinks my sexual orientation is 'being right' and I’ve never felt more seen.

— Jessica Valenti, via twitter.com

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels. Potatoes. Bread.

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Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.

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I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also someone that can make me smile.

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What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

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One loses everything when one loses one’s sense of humor.

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Call me crazy, but I hope someday women have more rights than guns do.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

— Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

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In a way life is really hard. You have to get back to silly at some point or life is even harder.

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If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.

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I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.

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I was on a airplane one time with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. And all I could think was, "If this plane goes down, I'm not even gonna make the headlines."

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I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have.

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