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Olivia Thirlby Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“But then you're gonna get, like, huge, and your chest is gonna 'milktate,' and you're gonna have to, like, tell people that you're pregnant.”
— Leah, Juno
Tagged: Huge, pregnant, milktate, Breast Milk
“Juno: They have ads for parents?

Leah: Yeah! 'Desperately Seeking Spawn.' Right next to, like, Terriers and iguanas and used fitness equipment and stuff. It's, like, totally legit.”
— Leah, Juno
Tagged: Ads, Parents, spawn, Terriers, iguanas, Legit
“Look, if you wanna be a good writer then you can't have a mediocre life. I'll give you a baseball metaphor, because Jewish writers love them. Swing from the heels.”
— Jane, 5 to 7
Tagged: Writers, Jewish, mediocre
“ I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?”
— Leah, Juno
Tagged: Baby, claws, scratch, Vagina
“Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier.

Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind?

Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too particular.”
— Juno, Leah, Juno
Tagged: humor, Friendship, Funny, pregnant, Family
“Juno: I'm pregnant.

Leah: What? Honest to blog?

Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.

Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.

Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.

Juno: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.

Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?

Juno: Unfortunately, yes.

Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!

Juno: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Friendship, Funny, pregnant, News
“Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.

Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?

Leah: Or, like, stage parents.

Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?

Ultrasound Technician: I guess not.

Bren: What is your job title exactly?

Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.

Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.

Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?

Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.

Juno: Bren! You're a dick! I love it!”
— Ultrasound Technician, Juno, Leah, Bren, Juno
Tagged: Family, humor, Pregnancy, Trades, Special
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