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Nell Scovell Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me.

Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Halloween Story
Tagged: Understanding, Connection, joke, Rude, Sassy
“Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight.

Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither.

Prue Halliwell: So this is a pretty interesting band, what's their name?

Piper Halliwell: Orgy.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Sin Francisco
Tagged: Orgy, sins, sinning
“Hello? Gluttony, table for one.”
— Prue Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Sin Francisco
Tagged: Gluttony, Hungry, Table For One, SASS
“Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.

Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.

Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Tagged: Prank, Prank Calls, see more butts, Jokes
“Salem: Whoa! Who's your new friend?

Zelda: It’s her first wart as a witch!

Hilda: Oh, let me get the camera!”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sabrina Through the Looking Glass
Tagged: witch, Wart, maturity, Adolescence, joke
“The real world better start showing me some respect or I'm going to stop saving it every week!”
— Phoebe Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Size Matters
Tagged: Respect, Show Me Respect, Witches, Saving The World
“Sabrina: Great! Great, great, great!

Hilda: That’s the spirit!

Sabrina:  I was being sarcastic! 

Hilda: So was I...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sabrina Through the Looking Glass
Tagged: Sarcasm, joke, upset, angry
“Sabrina: You know that love between two people is stronger than any legal document.

Gail: Yes. But as a lawyer, I’m not supposed to admit it...”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Meeting Dad's Girlfriend
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Lawyer, Legal Documents, Marriage, joke
“Zelda: Now, we'll empty our minds.

Hilda: That, I can do.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sabrina Through the Looking Glass
Tagged: joke, meditation, Emptiness, Sassy
“Margo: Debutante balls are outdated, elitist, and sexist. You said so yourself in your review of Boyz n the Hood.

Jay Sherman: Yeah, but I was really off a tangent that day.”
— Margo / Jay Sherman (voice), The Critic, Season 1: A Little Deb Will Do You
Tagged: Debutante, Debutante Balls
“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”
— Paige Matthews, Charmed, Season 4: Black As Cole
Tagged: demon, Lawyers, Sassy, Snarky
“Hilda: So how was your date with Rick?

Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.

Hilda: Like what?

Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I’ve done that five times!

Hilda: Oh, and it’s always the same; I’ve partied like it was sixteen ninety-nine, seventeen ninety-nine, eighteen ninety-nine... this time, I’m staying home.”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Sweet Charity
Tagged: witch, Magic, Old, Date, Relationships, Age Difference
“Zelda: Thank goodness she left. Now we can talk about the first millisecond after the Big Bang. See I think-

Ethan: (interrupting her) LOVE ME!

Zelda: What?!

Ethan: I’m sorry. It’s just that we finally get rid of your weird sister, and all you can talk about is the Big Bang?! I came here tonight hoping for more than science - I wanted you to look into my eyes and see something other than rods and cones! I love you, Zelda. Don’t you realize that?

Zelda: You never said anything!

Ethan: I’ve been playing footsie with you all night!

Zelda: That was you?! I thought it was the cat!”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Magic Joel
Tagged: Love, Confession, The Big Bang, Science, Cat, Footsie, joke
“Zelda: I wanted to discuss this rationally but you’re making it hard.

Mr. Rothwell: Hey, she failed the test — what do you want me to do about it?

Zelda: But the circumstances were unfair!

Mr. Rothwell: Look, if it makes you feel better, you can blame this on me. But I think we both know these problems start at home.

Zelda: What problems?

Mr. Rothwell: Hey, if the kid can’t master the quadratic equation, that says to me: dysfunctional family.”
— Zelda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Trial by Fury
Tagged: School, Family, Dysfunctional, Math
“Sabrina: Wait a second, how can being sentenced to teaching high school be sufficient punishment?

Zelda: Because it’s the worst thing Mr. Rothwell can imagine.

Sabrina: But now kids are going to be stuck with him, year after year!

Zelda: Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson.

Sabrina: Some people are just jerks?

Hilda: Yes, but if you study hard and you don’t let him get to you, you will pass algebra and then you can forget it. But he’s trapped in math forever.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Trial by Fury
Tagged: School, punishment, Jerk, Life Lesson
“Dear men: You need to go beyond "supporting women" and "being an ally." You need to champion women. Hire women. Promote women.

If you're sitting in an office that's 80 percent male at the upper levels, you are not championing women enough. I'm sick of hiring nice guys say 'I don't do the hiring.' If all the guys who 'don't do the hiring' got together and approach the guy who DOES do the hiring and said, 'We need more women in this office,' THAT is championing women.

Staying silent when the boss is a sexist and/or racist doesn't make YOU a sexist and/or racist jerk. But it does make you complicit. Use your voice. Make some noise.

And if you're worried about 'rocking the boat,' that means you're ON the boat. Women just want to get on that boat, too.”
— Nell Scovell, via twitter.com
Tagged: Gender Equality, fight for gender equality, destroy patriarchy, equality at work
“Sabrina: Hi, I’d like to take half a minute to talk to you about the true meaning of Halloween. It’s not about candy and costumes, it’s about family and showing them how much you care. So, don’t buy into the hype and commercialization of the season. This Halloween, stay home with your loved ones. Just gather round the Jack-O-Lantern and remember: the true meaning of Halloween is inside you. Right Salem?

Salem: There’s a pound of candy corn inside me.

Sabrina: Ignore him. Happy Halloween.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Halloween Story
Tagged: Halloween, Holidays, Family, Love, candy, costumes
“Sabrina: Are you kidding? I’d love to meet the Violent Femmes! When? Where?

Harvey: Well, they’ll be signing CD’s at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.

Sabrina: Midnight! That’s perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.

Harvey: Just tell them what I told my parents. It’s an astrology field trip.

Sabrina: Don’t you mean astronomy?

Harvey: Wow, they’re paying even less attention than I thought...”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Hilda and Zelda
Tagged: The Violent Femmes, Music, Astrology, Astronomy, joke, Family, Parents
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