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Natasha Lyonne Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Looks Blue, Tastes Red
Tagged: Aptitude Test, Career Paths, Jobs
“I don't know what I'm doing. I was gonna go home and fuck this guy, but now I just feel so profoundly empty.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Russian Doll, I Feel Empty, I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here
“You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake doesn't make it taste good.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: 40 OZ of Furlough
Tagged: Shit Cake, Metaphors, Cake
“I was arrogant. It's a classic story of hubris. I'm like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 2: Low Self Esteem City
Tagged: Arrogant, Icarus, Flying Close To The Sun
“Piper: Is SHU really that bad?


Nicky: It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Imaginary Enemies
Tagged: SHU, Prison, Hamptons
“Ruth: We need other people. 

Nadia: Other people are garbage.

Ruth: Then forgive them.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Reflection
Tagged: We need people, people are garbage, forgiveness
“Holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time and accepting both of them--that's the best of being human. Yes, no, good, bad, life, death.”
— Ruth Brenner, Russian Doll, Season 1: Superiority Complex
Tagged: Being human, Russian Doll, incompatible
“You can only vote within your race or your group. Just pretend it's the 1950s. It makes it easier to understand.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: WAC Pack
Tagged: 50s, voting, Race
“I already came four times today and it’s not even noon.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Season 6: Well This Took a Dark Turn
Tagged: orgasm, cum, masturbation
“This is not good or bad. It’s just a bug. It’s like if a program keeps crashing, you know? The crashing is just a symptom of a bug in the code. If the deaths are us crashing, then that moment is the bug that we need to go and fix.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: The Way Out
Tagged: Good Or Bad
“Fun is for suckers.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Fun, Sucker, Loser
“Humanity...a little bit overrated, no?”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Reflection
Tagged: humanity, Overrated, Humanity is overrrated
“Nicky: Look at you, blondie. What'd you do?

Piper: Aren't you not supposed to ask that question? I read that you're not supposed to ask that.

Nicky: You read that? What, you studied for prison?”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: I Wasn't Ready
Tagged: Prison, Questions, studying
“It's my bad attitude that keeps me going.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Pessimistic, Bad attitude
“Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Superiority Complex
Tagged: Self-hatred, Relationships
“Staring down the barrel of my own morality always beats fun.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Fun Sucks
“Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Drugs, Metaphor Examples
“Let's fuck this party on the mouth.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: The Great Escape
Tagged: party, Wild, Good Time
“For my birthday, tell me if I'm a bad person. Okay, cool.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Superiority Complex
Tagged: Gift, Truth, Bad Person
“Let's make some choices.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Choice, decisions in life
“Go with purpose. Triggers people's curiosity.”
— Lizzy, Russian Doll, Season 1: Ariadne
Tagged: Curiosity, what's your purpose
“You are serial-killer calm.”
— Farran, Russian Doll, Season 1: Alan's Routine
Tagged: Way Too Calm
“ You're tougher than woodpecker lips. You'll be okay.”
— Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Orange Is the New Black, Orange Is the New Black Season 1: Can't Fix Crazy
Tagged: Tough, badass, Woodpecker
“The universe is trying to fuck with me. And I refuse to engage.”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: Nothing in This World Is Easy
Tagged: Universe, Power
“Who loves drugs more than me?”
— Nadia Vulvokov, Russian Doll, Season 1: The Great Escape
Tagged: Drugs
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